Half-Assed Morning Show Headlines
- Luka Doncic Rubbed his Sweat All Over Basketball
- Hockey Hair from Day 1 of Minnesota Hockey Tournament
- Little Girl Flips Off Birthday Well-Wishers
- Semi-Truck Teetering on Edge of MN Bridge Yesterday
- ‘Deceased’ Giraffe in Back of Pickup Truck
- Mugshot of Woman Arrested for Stabbing Boyfriend After He Refused to Eat Her Cooking
- OnlyFans Star Tours Nursing Homes to Find Elderly Men to be in X-Rated Videos
- ‘Gladiator Fights’ at Juvie Hall
- Someone Paid $88,000 for Charizard Pokémon Cheeto
- Woman Pulls Horse’s Tail & Causes Child to Fall and Fracture Leg
- Francisco Alvarez Takes Tipped Ball Right In The Pills During Spring Training
- Luka Doncic Rubbed His Sweat All Over The Ball
- Blind Canadian Man Has Tooth Surgically Implanted in Eye to Restore His Sight
- Topps Unveils Triple Autograph Card Featuring The Rock, John Cena & Travis Scott
- Dashcam Footage Shows Sacramento Driver Flying Off Busy Overpass
- Women’s College Basketball Player Makes Vulgar Gesture
- Female Influencer Spent $140k to Look Like Robot
- Woman Breaks into San Bernardino Animal Shelter & Releases Dogs
- High School Player Hits Opponent in Nuts Intentionally
- Bradley Beal Dirty Fouled Anthony Edwards
- Florida Man Games Return for Round 2
- Stray Cat Kept Bringing Woman Flowers Until She Let It Inside
- Bruins Tough Guy & Wild Forward Fight it Out
- Hockey Player’s Helmet Pops Off After Taking Huge Punch
- Someone Painted a Giant Penis on the Roof of an Elementary School
- Minor League Pitcher has the Wildest Strikeout Celebrations
- Anthony Edwards Tosses Ball into Stands After Being Ejected
- Oklahoma Fan Throws Beer at Kentucky Basketball Player Who Was Restrained for Trash Talk
- Minnesota Hockey Player Drops F-Bombs in Interview After Win
- Minnesota Native Tre Holloman Drains Half-Court Buzzer Beater
