Happy birthday, our old friend… It’s time to eat some cake again…
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Something That’s Pink
It’s something that’s pink… It’s poisonous… It’s something that’s pink… Wappel have some…
Pink (Water)
Pink, is the color in your sink… Pink, is the water that you drink…
SpiderEggs
Spidereggs, Spidereggs, in my stomach, now I beg…
Court Over Frozen Water
On a court over frozen water… Now the Wolves can’t play…
The Mumpet Show
It’s time to play some hockey… It’s time to score some goals…
Shotfaced Theme Song
This drink is disgusting… You probably should have just ordered me a beer…
Head, Shoulders, Knees, No Hands
In plastic bags, probably thrown out from a van…
Rossy McHoffman – February 24, 2017
HI, THIS IS ROSSY McHOFFMAN WITH MY OWN TV STATION, LIVE IN MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA!!!
Bandits of Semen
Bandits of semen…. Bandits of semen… Some policeman, will do what he can. He’ll search for these women…
Gettin’ Wiggy With It
Gettin’ Wiggy with it…
Wappel is Gay
The thought of touching a girl… Makes him want to hurl…
