He’s half black. And he’s half white. One part of him says ‘Neato!” That other says “Tight.”
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Ozzie Osbourne Interview
He’s finished with his woman…
You Put the Weed in the Coconut
You put the weed in the coconut and smoke it all up…
These Feet Were Made for C**min’
One of these days, these feet are gonna c** all over you…
Where Could She Be Now?
Ali went out to the west coast. Now our morning show is down one host…
The Sound of Dave Draiman
Happy birthday, our old friend… It’s time to eat some cake again…
Something That’s Pink
It’s something that’s pink… It’s poisonous… It’s something that’s pink… Wappel have some…
Pink (Water)
Pink, is the color in your sink… Pink, is the water that you drink…
SpiderEggs
Spidereggs, Spidereggs, in my stomach, now I beg…
Court Over Frozen Water
On a court over frozen water… Now the Wolves can’t play…
The Mumpet Show
It’s time to play some hockey… It’s time to score some goals…
Shotfaced Theme Song
This drink is disgusting… You probably should have just ordered me a beer…
