This week, for Smash Wednesday, Ashley agreed to try the One Chip Challenge from Paqui Chips.  The hermetically sealed single chip is coated in in the dust and oil of the Carolina Reaper hot pepper.  That chip, until very recently, was labeled as the hottest pepper in the world, coming in a 2.2 million Scoville Units (for reference, a Jalapeno is a measly 1,000SU.)  Now, since we didn’t want to killer her, we let her break off a tiny piece of the black chip before throwing it in her yap.  That pea-sized tortilla chip almost put her out of commission for an hour.  So we are a little afraid of what could have happened.

After the insanity that was Nick’s Mascot Birthday Party, we had to clean up the 500 feet of silly string and the two tons of confetti that the mascots unleashed on us. As Ross pulled out a backpack vacuum from 1986, Josh had the genius idea to start blasting the Ghostbusters Theme on a constant loop. We will be finding random strips of confetti in this room for the next 20 years.

Today, is Nick’s 48th birthday. We thought we’d surprise him with a mascot party, featuring Prowl, Crunch, TC Bear, Nordy, and Goldy Gopher. They surprised us too, with confetti, silly string, and our for-sure firing…