We discussed a hypothetical question about if you would fist fight a 300 pound drunk man for $50,000 a day. Would you?
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Teachers Week
In honor of National Teacher Appreciation Week, we were talking about things that used to be acceptable in school that would NOT fly today.
Mike Modano
North Star legend Mike Modano joined the show Friday and we got to talking about how much fun the boys had both on AND off the ice back in the 90s.
Only Child
We were celebrating National Brothers and Sisters Day and were showing some love to those who are an “only child.” One member of the Brotherhood shared the very special person he got to play catch with growing up.
Hygienist Shortage
Josh was relieved to hear that he is not single-handedly ruining the dental hygienist industry.
Pity Sex
The topic of pity sex came up. Whether we’ve ever dished any out or been given any, and one member of the show all of a sudden got a little worried.
Rally Sausage
The Twins are suddenly one of the hottest teams in baseball and it’s all because of a smelly sausage.
Late Learner
Ashley admitted to something involving insects and the sun that she learned WAY later in life than she probably should have.
Dick Bremer
Minnesota Twins ambassador Dick Bremer joined the show for his weekly appearance and told an all-time great Gardy story.
Safety Team
We learned that a member of the Half-Assed Morning Show was once a member of something called “The Safety Team” here at work.
4/20 Duuuuuude
We were talking weed with 4/20 coming up this weekend and Ashley taught us an important lesson when it comes to weighing weed.
Kid is a Hero
There was a story in the news of a kid who saved the life of his teacher. Josh played some audio of the heroic youngster but had to cut him off before he got controversial.