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Hip Thrusting

Hip Thrusting

Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola made his weekly appearance on the show Friday, and gave us some insight onto what you can and can NOT do to celebrate in the NFL.

Pet-Nups

Pet-Nups

The newest craze for young people is to have a prenup for your pet, and we had some laughs over all the crazy situations that could come from them. 

Retirement Plans

Retirement Plans

Although it may not happen anytime soon, Nick and Josh have some adorable plans for retirement together. 

Staying Loyal

Staying Loyal

Nick and Josh are sick of athletes not staying loyal to the team that drafted them, and think athletes should follow the lead they set at 93X.

Verbal Diarrhea

Verbal Diarrhea

Dana’s mouth totally failed him during a traffic report, so of course we had to pull the audio so we can tease him about it forever. 

8-Year Old Hero

8-Year Old Hero

In Josh’s News, we learned about an 8-year old from Minnesota that you do NOT want to mess with. 

Puking Lineman

Puking Lineman

Nick has had enough of the over-the-top NFL coverage, and in one story in particular he hopes an NFL lineman gets some revenge. 

Monkey Stripper

Monkey Stripper

A football coach recently made the news for marrying a famous stripper that dances on stage with a monkey…and we had questions. 

Construction

Construction

A new study showed that people who work in construction are the happiest at their jobs, but some members of the Brotherhood quite adamantly disagreed. 

Going Commando

Going Commando

Dick Bremer went out to Cooperstown over the weekend for Joe Mauer’s Hall of Fame induction but is now marooned in Connecticut and he might need to make an uncomfortable underwear decision. 

Hates the Internet

Hates the Internet

During Josh’s News segment we played some great audio of a woman who was very confused about the purpose of a city council meeting she was at. 

Beer League

Beer League

A great number of people have played Beer League Softball in their day and have it figured out, but some people still just don’t get it.