Nick told Randy Shaver that there’s a basketball team in Plymouth, MN called Free Lutheran Bible College. Unfortunately, the basketball team isn’t very good.
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Nick & Josh Wife Swap
Josh and Nick were talking about their spouses when they realized maybe they could swap wives for a little bit.
Drunk School Bus Driver Song
A school bus driver was arrested after driving kids drunk to school and crashed. Luckily, none of the kids were killed so, we had the AI band write a song about it!
Nick’s Earring Bit
Nick told a story about when a lady left earrings in his bed. He kept them so he could do a bit on his later girlfriends.
Lava Lamps
Lava lamps came up during the show because a listener said they always wanted one, but never got it, because they’d burn themselves. They weren’t wrong, because Josh did the same thing.
December Social Media Challenge
There’s a new social media challenge for December and you might be surprised with what you have to do on this challenge.
Dogs & Dongs
Dana found an article he thought would be a good conversation on the show. Unfortunately, he had a spelling error.
Fallen in a Well
A man fell 50 feet down a well and was stuck there for 3 days! You might be wondering why he didn’t call for help? But he did!
Andrew DePaola Pro Bowl Voting
Andrew DePaola, long-snapper for the Minnesota Vikings, joined the Half-Assed Morning Show for his weekly Friday interview. We were reminded that voting for the pro bowl has started, and he needs the Brother/Sisterhood’s help!
Defining Success
A man in India was declared dead, and when they were about to cremate him, he woke back up! Did he ever live long after dying and have success?
Moped Bandit
A thief in Japan was caught after he rode around on his moped and stole from unsuspecting victims, but what did all these victims have in common?!
Heavy Metal Cats
A listeners asks veterinarian Dr. Andrea from Gehrman Animal Hospital a question about their cerebellar hypoplasia cat.