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Call-Your-Mama Good

Call-Your-Mama Good

In the sports with Randy Shaver, The Half-Assed Morning Show we’re talking about NFL players staying out of trouble this year. Nick brought up some examples of why he’d get in trouble if he were an NFL player. Then Josh reminded him of a way he did get in trouble. 

I’m Not Dead Yet Celebration

I’m Not Dead Yet Celebration

Entertainer C Willi Myles joined the show this morning and Nick wanted to know his thoughts on having a celebration of life while you’re still alive. 

Talking Vacuum

Talking Vacuum

Over the weekend hackers got into smart vacuum systems and turned them off & on while also being able to speak from them. What was said was very hurtful! 

London Honkers

London Honkers

Every NFL team has super fans and the Vikings have two new ones! Rolling Rocket and the London Viking! 

Kicked From A Group Chat

Kicked From A Group Chat

There’s a new survey that came out where Android phone users have been shamed by iPhone users and sometimes things can go a little too far!

Chuck Foreman

Chuck Foreman

We had Vikings legend and Hall of Fame candidate Chuck Foreman on the show Friday and Nick asked Chuck what he’d do to a person who grew up in Minnesota only to become a Buffalo Bills fan. 

Throwing Beer

Throwing Beer

We were talking about the good ol’ days in sports when it was perfectly acceptable to chuck a beer from the stands at an opposing player. 

Old Timer Ball

Old Timer Ball

We had our final chat of the baseball season with Dick Bremer, and he told us a great story about the fitting way his senior baseball season ended. 

DePo De-Cleated

DePo De-Cleated

We had our weekly chat with our bro Andrew DePaola and he told us a great story about a time he went ass-over-apple cart in a college football game. 

Shirt Swimmer

Shirt Swimmer

We’re always learning something new about each other on the show. Like Wednesday for example, we learned someone on the show is a shirt-swimmer.

Hip Thrusting

Hip Thrusting

Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola made his weekly appearance on the show Friday, and gave us some insight onto what you can and can NOT do to celebrate in the NFL.

Pet-Nups

Pet-Nups

The newest craze for young people is to have a prenup for your pet, and we had some laughs over all the crazy situations that could come from them.