Nick was telling a story about camping at Rockfest one year, and it was a bad time to be a generator!
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Attacked By a Bat
Josh took a trip to Hawaii days before his 21st birthday. He and his friends decided to go rock climbing, and he was attacked by a bat!
Kinky NDA
There was a story in the Stupid News about our sexual kinks, and if you go through a breakup, signing a non-disclosure agreement so your ex can’t tell anyone. Then they asked Josh what he would want in return if it was violated.
NBA Player Randy Shaver Would Spoon
There’s a show on Netflix called Starting Five where they show you the life of popular NBA athletes. Timberwolves star Anthony Edwards was featured in the first season, and now we have who they’ll be following around for season two.
Stand Up Sex
In the stupid news, a man and woman were arrested for having sex in a train station bathroom after they broke a water pipe. Josh wanted to know what everyone on the show broke while having a passionate sex session.
Cheap Shot Punches
We got to talking about the cheap shots we’ve witnessed. Couldn’t recall too many stories, so we called on the Brotherhood and Fish & Chips Jesus answered the call!
Strip Club Bathrooms
We talked about the differences between men’s and women’s bathrooms. Wappel said that the way were talking about bathrooms, reminded him of the strip club bathrooms. One time, Nick had dinner from one…don’t get cute with that!
Tackled On Other Teams’ Sidelines
The Vikings play on Thursday night this week, so Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola joined The Half-Assed Morning Show today. They like talking to him a lot and hopefully, he doesn’t go into the other team’s sidelines. Otherwise, we might never hear from him again!
Rodgers Picking His Nose
On Sunday, the Jets played the Steelers, and of course everyone knows who their quarterback is. Aaron Rodgers. While he was on the sidelines a camera panned over to him and he was picking his nose!
Harvesting Organs
A 36-year-old man from Kentucky was declared dead and was an organ donor. While doctors were cutting him up, THE MAN STARTED CRYING!
Auto Draft
The Half-Assed Morning Show is heading to St. Croix Casino in Turtle Lake, WI for the third Brotherhood Border Bash. Nick isn’t going to do much gambling but he has other plans in mind.
Super Bowl MVP Prediction
This year’s batch of NFL starting quarterbacks are the worst-performing quarterbacks ever! That led us to a player that’s doing pretty good this season. Nick and Brad Ruiter said he’d be this year’s Super Bowl MVP!