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Bathroom Buzzer Beaters

Bathroom Buzzer Beaters

A workplace in China has installed cameras in their bathrooms to ensure employees aren’t wasting time while they’re on the clock. 

Nicknames For Lazy Co-Workers

Nicknames For Lazy Co-Workers

During Stupid News, we brought up lazy people on the job. The Brother and Sisterhood responded with their favorite nicknames for lazy co-workers.  

Movie Plot of Blow

Movie Plot of Blow

We were stunned to find out that Josh had never seen the movie Blow starring Johnny Deep; but have no fear, Nick is here! 

Bloodlines

Bloodlines

We were discussing a 13-year-old’s bucket list, and one of the items on the list he wanted to accomplish was changing his name. 

Dana Blew a Tire

Dana Blew a Tire

The Half-Assed Morning Show returned to work today. Everyone besides one. Dana. He blew a tire on his way to work in 20-below weather, and it was everything Nick needed to start his work week! 

Ashley’s Second Engagement

Ashley’s Second Engagement

There was big news on The Half-Assed Morning today with Ashley’s boyfriend proposing to her last night! Now, how can we ruin Dana’s wedding? 

Occupations That Attract Weirdos

Occupations That Attract Weirdos

We brought up an interesting topic that brought in a lot of text responses, but don’t get your job confused with something else. 

Business Bros vs. Maintenance Men

Business Bros vs. Maintenance Men

We were talking about having different jobs to make money when you’re younger. Josh’s son started a business with his buddies, and it might be time for someone else to run the block. 

Nick’s Eskimo Brother

Nick’s Eskimo Brother

With the Dallas Cowboys getting rid of their head coach Mike McCarthy, the next to go will probably be Mike Zimmer….Nick’s Eskimo brother.

Imaginary Relationships

Imaginary Relationships

A man from Texas was arrested after he was stalking the Indian Fever’s Caitlyn Clark.  Now we know who Nick wants to be married to. 

Mayo Head

Mayo Head

There are lots of home remedies to help with bee stings, but the Half-Assed Morning Show thinks Ashley’s aunts pulled a fast one on her.

Andrew DePaola Thanks Listeners

Andrew DePaola Thanks Listeners

Minnesota Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola officially made it to the Pro Bowl in Orlando. He couldn’t have done it without the Brother and Sisterhood!