We had entertainer C Willi Myles on the show and he helped them with some of the phrases that we hate the most.
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Midwest Starter Pack
We started the day helping America learn a little more about pictures that came from the Midwest and most of them were spot on!
Working on Shower Pipes
There was a story in the Stupid News of a lady in a grocery store getting covered by feces after a pipe broke above her head. That’s almost exactly what happened to Nick’s dad while working on the shower pipes.
Wrong Directions
Nick is terrible with knowing which direction he’s facing but usually, he can get you to where you’re going. Unfortunately for one lady, she found that lesson out a little too late.
Feces In Pools
There is always one way that swimming lessons get canceled, and that’s when a kid poops in the pool. It sounds like Dana and his friends should’ve taken a page out of Caddyshack‘s book!
Talking Boobs
Nick and Josh have a lot in common! They both have witnessed people that can make different body parts talk!
May, June, April
The morning show was discussing which month was their favorite. That led to a conversation about dating someone with a month as their name.
Dumb Questions to Veterinarians
Veterinarian Dr. Andrea was in-studio to answer the Brother/Sisterhood’s pet questions. Nick asked Andrea a question, and he felt stupid to ask it.
Dog Heimlich Maneuver
MSN released the craziest top 10 list of things everyone should know how to do. There are probably more important things than identifying trees and how to sew!
Josh’s Favorite Neighborhood
A lady in Punta Gorda, FL, threw ketchup, mustard, and eggs at her ex-boyfriend’s car before running him over. The victim has several fractures and is thankfully out of the hospital.
Dana’s First Time Skiing
There was a story in Josh’s news about a chairlift detaching from the cable and a man getting injured. That reminded Dana of the time he went skiing for the first time.
Coldest Lady Ever
A woman in India did the coldest thing ever after she had her husband sell his kidney on the black market, so their daughter could have money for college. Instead, she took the money for herself!