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Andrew DePaola Thanks Listeners

Andrew DePaola Thanks Listeners

Minnesota Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola officially made it to the Pro Bowl in Orlando. He couldn’t have done it without the Brother and Sisterhood! 

We Can Riot, Too!

We Can Riot, Too!

The Half-Assed Morning Show discussed moments they would never forget in sports. Wappel mentioned the Golden Gophers men’s hockey team winning back-to-back championships, which sparked Nick’s memory of a Mankato State college student. 

Regrettable Cheap Shots

Regrettable Cheap Shots

Minnesota Wild’s Marcus Foligno joined the Half-Assed Morning Show this morning. His teammate Jared Spurgeon was cheap-shotted in a recent game, so they wondered if Marcus ever regretted a cheap shot he put on someone. 

Shaver’s Beard’s Name

Shaver’s Beard’s Name

Today, The Half-Assed Morning Show was complimenting Randy Shaver’s beard. He’s never grown one before. Now we need to name it! 

Josh the Landman

Josh the Landman

The Dallas Cowboys owner, Jerry Jones, is in the news not for football but for his acting! He was recently on an episode of Landman and now Josh has a new goal in life. 

I’m the DUI

I’m the DUI

A kid was driving drunk on New Year’s Eve when he was pulled over with his friends in the car. He made one silly mistake and the cops got it all on video! 

Married Men Planning Early

Married Men Planning Early

Nick’s phone went off when HAMS talked with Brad Ruiter and Randy Shaver about Victor Wembanyama today. It wasn’t anything to worry about, but it mattered to his buddy Vinny!

Stolen Hockey Sticks

Stolen Hockey Sticks

The Mankato West boys high school hockey team played a tournament at Duluth East and someone stole all their hockey sticks from the team bus. They were scheduled to play Anoka next but had to reschedule the game. 

Trooper Mike Lee’s Addiction

Trooper Mike Lee’s Addiction

Minnesota State Patrol stopped by this week to warn us about driving impaired over New Year’s Eve. It’s a good thing they came in, because we learned about Trooper Mike Lee’s addiction. 

Motorcyclist Santa

Motorcyclist Santa

A motorcyclist in Florida, dressed up as Santa Claus, was on a high-speed chase; going over 120 mph. The cops eventually gave up because they couldn’t catch him. At least he was wearing his helmet!

Wrong-Way Driving

Wrong-Way Driving

There was a story in Josh’s news about a wrong-way driver who got a DWI. That reminded Ashley of the time she was driving down the wrong side of the road. 

Mass Effect

Mass Effect

Mass Effect fans rejoice because there’s finally a movie in the works. Wappel loves the game and was excited, but maybe for other reasons.