There was a list that has been going around the internet of what you don’t have to worry about in a relationship when you’re over 50.
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Category Archives: HAMS Highlights
Best Firsts In Life
We discussed the best Firsts in life. You might have the best intentions in mind, but it doesn’t always pan out how you want it.
Man with Chucky Doll
A Florida man was arrested for waving his Chucky doll at people outside of grocery stores. The man was scaring people because he was unable to purchase beer.
Label Maker
Josh had a little fun today with his new label maker, and it’s a fancy one too! Unfortunately, he only has it for one day!
Vehicles On Ice
A Buick Lucerne was half submerged on White Bear Lake since January 27th and the owner just left it in the lake. Good thing it wasn’t someone’s on the show, because it would still be there!
Bannings
The Green Bay Packers want the Philadelphia Eagles “Tush Push” banned from the NFL. So, the Half-Assed Morning Show had a little fun with it!
Jump Rope Champion Saves Man’s Life
A Champion jump roper from Indiana saved a man’s life and his dog when he thought fast and went for his trusty ropes!
Pregnancy Problems
Dr. P Jesus joined the Half-Assed Morning Show for his bi-weekly appearance and gave a list of things that happen to women when they’re pregnant.
Taking the Under
WNBA star Angel Reese posted everything she plans to accomplish in life on her Instagram. Miami Heat and former Timberwolf Kevin Love responded with a great line and now everyone’s pissed!
Pitcher Comebacks
Dodgers pitcher Bobby Miller was pitching to Cubs’ Michael Busch from Inver Grove Heights when Busch roped a comebacker at 106 MPH and it got Miller right in the head!
Randy In a Marathon
A 24-year-old marathon runner was participating in a half marathon in Glasgow and died after finishing the race. Our Randy Shaver was a track star, but marathons weren’t his thing, and he learned that in a race one day.
Killer Lettuce
Dodgers Pitcher Dustin May had a freak accident with a salad last year. A piece of lettuce was in his esophagus and tore it so badly that he needed emergency surgery!