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Pooped Runner

Pooped Runner

Triathlete Taylor Knibb was coming up to the finish line when she turned to the cameraman and said not to film her butt, because she just crapped herself. Thankfully, the cameraman listened. Knibb shouldn’t be too ashamed because, she still won the race! 

Mystery Flavor Pop-Tarts

Mystery Flavor Pop-Tarts

The Pop-Tarts Bowl is coming back for another year in college football. Last year, the bowl game featured a Pop-Tarts mascot and the MVP of the game then ate it. This year, there are three flavors to choose from. 

Deathmatch Opponents

Deathmatch Opponents

We talked about the Jake Paul and Mike Tyson fight from over the weekend. It reminded us of the celebrities who boxed in celebrity boxing matches. 

DePo Traded to Titans

DePo Traded to Titans

Long Snapper for the Vikings Andrew DePaola joined the show on his weekly Friday segment, and unfortunately, he’s going to have to miss more games because of the injury to his hand. This week will hurt more because he never played at the Titans stadium. 

Purchasing Odd Items

Purchasing Odd Items

We talked about odd things that people find attractive. That led down a rabbit hole of Josh telling us about some odd items he’s been thinking about purchasing. 

Cop vs. Firefighter Rivalry

Cop vs. Firefighter Rivalry

An assistant fire chief of Massachusetts was arrested for stealing Pokémon cards. The most embarrassing part of the story is that all the cops who arrested him knew who he was!

Lady Byng Award Winners

Lady Byng Award Winners

Nick brought up the hockey players that are going into the Hall of Fame for this year, and he’s not a fan of two of the players. That got us thinking about who’d get the trophy on The Half-Assed Morning Show. 

Andrew DePaola Skating

Andrew DePaola Skating

It’s a Friday so that means The Half-Assed Morning Show talked with Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola. They told him about Toys-4-Tatas and the athletes who have made it to the event in the past. One was Derek Boogaard, so they asked DePaola if he could be an NHL enforcer.

Video Game Update Bloopers

Video Game Update Bloopers

Wappel, Ashley and Dana switch off doing a video game update every Wednesday. Today was Dana’s update, and he just couldn’t find the right words! 

State Gifts

State Gifts

When you arrive at the airport in Hawaii, they give you a lei. If every state gave you something upon arrival, what would it be for each state? 

Machete vs. Nunchaku

Machete vs. Nunchaku

There was a showdown between two men. One had a machete and the other had a nunchaku. Which one are you betting on? 

Fighting at Work

Fighting at Work

Have you ever been in a fight at work? We learned from the Brotherhood that it’s much more common than you’d think!