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Dad Fights #102 – Retired NFL Numbers Quiz

Dad Fights #102 – Retired NFL Numbers Quiz

Posted on September 9, 2022

Randy 6 – Brad 3

QUESTIONS:

  1. Green Bay Packers – Jersey No. 92
  2. San Francisco 49ers – Jersey No. 87 
  3. Seattle Seahawks – Jersey No. 45
  4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Jersey No. 99
  5. Miami Dolphins – Jersey No. 12
  6. Atlanta Falcons – Jersey No. 10
  7. New York Jets – Jersey No. 28
  8. New York Giants – Jersey No. 11
  9. Los Angeles Rams – Jersey No. 85
  10. Kansas City Chiefs – Jersey No. 3
  11. TIEBREAKER: Philadelphia Eagles – Jersey No. 5 

ANSWERS:

  1. Reggie White
  2. Dwight Clark
  3. Kenny Easley 
  4. Warren Sapp
  5. Bob Griese 
  6. Steve Bartowski 
  7. Curtis Martin
  8. Phill Simms
  9. Jack Youngblood
  10. Jan Stenerud 
  11. TIEBREAKER: Donovan McNabb
Dad Fights #101: 1983 Edition Quiz

Dad Fights #101: 1983 Edition Quiz

Posted on September 2, 2022

Randy: 5 – Brad: 4.

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QUESTIONS

  1. This beautiful actress from That 70s Show and Family Guy was born in 1983, a day Ashley wishes never happened because she is now married to Ashton Kuetcher. 
  2. Scarface was a huge hit in 1983 and featured Al Pacino snorting enough cocaine to kill an elephant as this famous character. 
  3. This iconic rock band appeared before the media in September of 1983. This typically wouldn’t be news since they had been all over the world for about a decade, but this was the first time without their signature makeup. 
  4. One fun fact about the 1983 World Series is that it was the first Fall Classic since 1956 where the two teams didn’t use air travel since these two teams were about 100 miles apart. 
  5. The biggest hit song of 1983 was recently named the “most played song in the history of radio” and it also won three Grammys for The Police
  6. I pity the fool that doesn’t remember that this show featuring characters like Murdock, Faceman, Baracus, and Hannibal debuted in 1983. 
  7. 1983 was a big year for this actor. Not only did he get married, but he starred in the No. 1 movie of the year, Star Wars: Return of the Jedi. 
  8. The New York sewer system experienced a 6.7 million gallon flush hike immediately after the series finale of this show, still the most watched finale of all-time. 
  9. This singer was literally on fire in 1983 when his hair went up in flames while filming in a Pepsi commercial. 
  10. The movie Vacation came out in 1983 and saw the Griswold family loading up the family truckster to go to what fictional amusement park? 
  11. TIEBREAKER: The 1983 NFL season was notable because teams only played 9 regular season games…how come?

ANSWERS

  1. Mila Kunis
  2. Tony Montana 
  3. Kiss
  4. Philadelphia Phillies and Baltimore Orioles
  5. Every Breath You Take
  6. The A-Team
  7. Harrison Ford
  8. MASH
  9. Michael Jackson
  10. Wally World
  11. TIEBREAKER: Strike shortened season
Dad Fights 100 – Grandstand Acts Quiz

Dad Fights 100 – Grandstand Acts Quiz

Posted on August 26, 2022

QUESTIONS

  1. If you met the lead singer of Hootie and the Blowfish after their 2019 Grandstand show, it would’ve been impolite to call him Hootie. You should call him by his real name instead. 
  2. This legendary performer is a favorite on this program and has made multiple appearances at the State Fair Grandstand and always delivers a *weird* show.
  3. If you were at the Grandstand in 1999, you may have seen my guy Nick jamming out at the Journey show where Steve Augeri was on lead vocals having just replaced what legendary frontman?
  4. Motley Crue played the Grandstand in 2012 but were actually opening up this band that has an army of fans all in facepaint. 
  5. Back in 1999, just two hours before her show, Kelly Clarkson had to cancel for vocal issues. She is the current host of a day-time talk show and was the winner of the first season of what singing show.
  6. It isn’t just musical acts at the Grandstand. Back in 2013 there was a comedy show with Dana Carvey, Dennis Miller, and Kevin Neelan who all worked together in the 1990s on what TV show?
  7. This legendary 80s band from England has packed the Grandstand a number of times, but earlier this month across town they packed US Bank Stadium. 
  8. 1990 had one of the more bizarre acts to hit the Grandstand when there was a performance by mascot versions of characters from this TV show featuring Maggie, Lisa, Marge, Bart and Homer. 
  9. Kenny Loggins played the State Fair Grandstand in 1985 but recently he made some money after which of his songs was used in Top Gun: Maverick.
  10. He wasn’t with the band he is famous for in the Grandstand in 2001, instead this frontman with a gem of a nickname performed solo. 
  11. TIEBREAKER: You aren’t likely to see Nick at the Grandstand next Tuesday for a performance by this comedian who is associated with Hot Pockets

ANSWERS

  1. Darrius Rucker
  2. Weird Al Yankovic
  3. Steve Perry
  4. KISS
  5. American Idol
  6. SNL
  7. Def Leppard
  8. The Simpsons
  9. Danger Zone
  10. David Lee Roth
  11. TIEBREAKER: Jim Gaiffgan 

Wappel’s Pineapple Barbecue Sauce

Posted on August 19, 2022

Wappel’s Pineapple Barbecue Sauce

  • 1 cup pineapple juice
  • ¼ Pineapple or 5-6 pineapple rings diced into chunks
  • 1 Tablespoon olive oil
  • 2 garlic cloves minced
  • 2/3 cup ketchup
  • 2/3 cup brown sugar
  • ¼ cup apple cider vinegar
  • 1 Tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
  • 1 teaspoon ground mustard
  • 1 teaspoon ground ginger
  • 2 teaspoons black pepper
  1. Drizzle olive oil in a medium-sized saucepan and add minced garlic. Cook over low heat for 2 minutes.
  2. Place cooked garlic in a medium-sized mixing bowl with ketchup, brown sugar, apple cider vinegar, pineapple juice, Worcester sauce, soy sauce, dry mustard, ground ginger, and black pepper. Whisk it all together.
  3. Put the mixture back in the saucepan and bring to a boil stirring constantly. Once the sauce is boiling turn the heat down to low and keep stirring for 2-4 minutes. (If you want a thicker sauce, boil it longer to desired consistency.)
  4. Remove from heat and stir in the pineapple chunks

*If the sauce is in an airtight container in the refrigerator it’s good for up to 2 months

Dad Fights 69 + 29: Legendary Female Athletes Quiz

Dad Fights 69 + 29: Legendary Female Athletes Quiz

Posted on August 12, 2022

Final Score: Randy 5 – Brad 4

QUESTIONS

  1. This two-time World Cup champion scored 158 goals in her US career and has a last name that might make you hungry for a sandwich.
  2. You may have seen this gold medalist doing commercials for Subway recently, in fact her height if measured in footlong Subway subs would be just over 4-and-a-half subs at 4-foot 8-inches tall.
  3. Brad had a front row seat at Target Center for some of this athlete’s best performances where she would perform at halftime on a unicycle while balancing bowls on her head.
  4. This “Ninth Wonder of the World” is the only woman to ever hold the WWE Intercontinental Championship but you pervs probably know her because she posed in Playboy.
  5. Josh’s softball-loving daughter had a poster on her wall growing up of this gold medalist pitcher.
  6. Before winning gold medals and World Cups, you could have traveled down 35W and saw her train at Buck Hill in Burnsville.
  7. This speedster was a pioneer for women in her sport and you could always tell it was her when you turned on TV and saw her recognizable GoDaddy car.
  8. This gold medal athlete literally did a front flip off the mound recently after throwing out the first pitch in front of her hometown fans at Target Field.
  9. Some folks say this two-time NCAA champion and gold medalist was even better than her little brother who was also pretty good at hoops himself.
  10. This tennis legend won 39 major titles in her career, or 40 if you count her victory over Bobby Riggs in the Battle of the Sexes.

TIEBREAKER

  1. Minnesota Gopher and Lynx legend Lindsay Whalen grew up in what Minnesota town?

ANSWERS

  1. Mia Hamm – Mia is married to former shortstop Nomar Garciaparra. The two have three children together and I am sure there is no pressure there for them to be great athletes.
  2. Simone Biles – She was a natural gymnast from the start. She taught herself how to do backflips off mailboxes at five years old.
  3. Red Panda – She started doing NBA games in 1993 on Thanksgiving Day after an act canceled at the last minute. In 2018 her unicycle got stolen and she had to make one using spare parts. After hearing the story the Golden State Warriors bought her a new one.
  4. Chyna – She was also the first ever woman to compete in the Royal Rumble back before they had a separate Rumble for women.
  5. Jennie Finch – Time Magazine called her the most famous softball player in history. She retired in 2010 but still pops up on ESPN to do commentary during the college softball World Series.
  6. Lindsey Vonn – She was already on skis at the age of two. Her family moved from Burnsville to Colorado in the early 90s so she could concentrate on skiing.
  7. Danica Patrick – Danica was in the news recently when she told a story about her and then-boyfriend doing a bunch of drugs down in Peru.
  8. Suni Lee – She is now competing at Auburn and also appeared on Dancing With the Stars after the 2020 Olympics and finished 5th.
  9. Cheryl Miller – This even came up in an episode of Seinfeld where Elaine kept referring to Reggie Miller as “Cheryl’s younger brother.”
  10. Billie Jean King – The match was held at the Astrodome in 1973 and was viewed by more than 50 million people in the US alone.

TIEBREAKER

  1. Hutchinson

Image credit: Killer Jesus

Dad Fights #69+26 Poster

Posted on July 22, 2022

Thanks Killer Jesus!