Randy: 5 – Brad 4

QUESTIONS

1. It was shocking when Ned Stark got beheaded in season one of this show, known for dragons and naked chicks. 
2. Her face was all over the movie posters and she was by far the biggest name in the cast, that’s why it was such a surprise when Drew Barrymore died in the opening scene of this slasher franchise that has a 6th installment coming out next week. 
3. There was no doubt that a popular character named Glen died when a barbed wire bat made his eyes bulge out of his head on this popular zombie apocalypse show on AMC. 
4. This movie had one of the more tragic deaths in cinema history when Phil ‘Landfill’ Krundle drowned in a vat of beer. Thankfully his brother Gil ‘Landfill’ Krundle stepped in and took his spot in the team’s beer drinking competition. 
5. John Travolta was one of the stars of this 1994 movie, which made it all the more surprising when his character Vincent Vega was unceremoniously gunned down after dropping a deuce. 
6. This buddy cop movie starred two big names in WIll Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg, but the shocking death came when two even bigger names – The Rock and Samuel L. Jackson – splattered themselves on the sidewalk after jumping off a building. 
7. Disney has a weird fascination with killing the parents of main characters in their animated movies, but it was especially heartbreaking when Mufassa was trampled to death in a stampede in this movie. 
8. His friends would all yell “You’re my boy Blue!” in this 2003 comedy, before Blue tragically died of a heart attack during a KY Jelly wrestling match. 
9. This show might be the only example in pop culture of someone dying after getting shot by a t-shirt gun at a sporting event, but that was indeed the demise of Maude Flanders, beloved wife of Ned. 
10. In this Martin Scorcase movie about undercover Boston cops and rats, it looked like Leonardo DiCaprio’s character had saved the day right before his brains were blown out in an elevator. 
11. TIEBREAKER: There’s never a dry eye in the place when Tom Cruise is in the ocean holding the lifeless body of his wingman Goose in this movie

ANSWERS

1. Game of Thrones
2. Scream
3. The Walking Dead
4. Beerfest
5. Pulp Fiction
6. The Other Guys
7. Lion King
8. Old School
9. The Simpsons
10. The Departed
11. Top Gun

Randy: 5 – Brad: 4

QUESTIONS

1. If this talented female singer performed at the Super Bowl halftime show, Nick might get so excited he’d miss our show the next day, especially if she came in on her famous Wrecking Ball. 
2. Every year there are petitions to get this five-time Grammy winning artist to perform at the halftime show, in fact, he could put together an entire setlist of his songs that are parodies of hits by other artists who’ve played the Super Bowl in the past.
3. This performer has been thrilling crowds at halftime for years, so we don’t see any reason why her and her 7-foot unicycle shouldn’t be a Super Bowl halftime act someday soon. 
4. This legendary metal band has played live shows on all seven continents, but somehow have never played their hit songs like Enter Sandman and Master of Puppets at the Super Bowl. 
5. The next time the Super Bowl is in Texas, it would only be fitting to have this Dazed and Confused actor ‘Bless the Mood’ at halftime. 
6. This Australian band has sold over 200 million albums across the world, but somehow the NFL has never called them up to request the Super Bowl halftime show gets Thunderstruck.  
7. This British singer is currently wrapping up his Farewell Yellow Brick Road Tour and it might be kinda fitting if the Rocketman played his final final show at halftime of the Super Bowl. 
8. The NFL has for the most part ignored country music acts for the halftime show in the past, but it would make sense to invite this legend along with all his friends in low places.
9. This one-name singer is often referred to as the “Goddess of Pop”, she may be 76-years old, but if given the opportunity, she could absolutely turn back time at the Super Bowl.
10. If the NFL really wanted to get people talking about the halftime show, they would book this singer who went viral on American Idol in 2004 for his performance of “She Bangs” by Ricky Martin. 
11. Tiebreaker: There are more and more people calling for the Super Bowl halftime show to feature this band, which is fronted by former Nirvana drummer Dave Grohl. 

ANSWERS

1. Miley Cyrus
2. Weird Al
3. Red Panda
4. Metallica
5. Matthew McConaughey
6. AC/DC
7. Elton John
8. Garth Brooks
9. Cher
10. William Hung
11. Foo FIghters

Brad: 5 – Randy: 3

QUESTIONS

1. After hanging up his cleats, this NFL Hall of Famer added a Dancing With the Stars ‘Mirrorball’ trophy to go along with his three Super Bowl trophies and all-time leading rushing record. 
2. A guy who goes by the nickname “Guitarantula” won the 2022 Air Guitar World Championships which is held yearly in this country whose capital is Helsinki
3. In a boxing match that was on par with he famous Rumble in Jungle, Danny Bodaduce defeated this actor from The Brady Bunch
4. This funnyman won Celebrity Jeopardy for his charity back in 2009 when he was the sidekick for Conan O’Brien. 
5. TI, Wayne Brady, and Nick Lachey were among the winners of this fever-dream of a singing show where the celebrities’ identities are hidden by elaborate costumes. 
6. This actor is a favorite of ours here on the Half-Assed Morning Show, so we were shocked to learn he has a record 22 Razzie nominations, to go along with his two Oscar nominations for portraying a character named Robert Balboa 
7. The championships for Cheese Rolling, a sport where competitors race down a steep 200-meter hill chasing a wheel of cheese, is held annually in a town called Gloucester (glosser) in what country?
8. Season nine of Celebrity Apprentice was won by this bandanna-wearing 80s rocker who is the lead singer of Poison 
9. Lynda Carter, Farrah Fawcett, and Gabe Kaplan were members of the winning team of the first season of this competition show in 1976 that was hosted by Howard Cosell.
10. There is a World Championships every year in England for this household chore, perhaps former Minnesota Twin Lew Ford would be good at it. 
11. TIEBREAKER: Snoop Dogg, Charles Barkley, and Jack Black are just a few celebrity winners who “came on down” and spun the Big Wheel on this Drew Carey-hosted game show.

ANSWERS

1. Emmitt Smith
2. Finland
3. Barry Williams
4. Andy Richter
5. Masked Singer
6. Sylvester Stallone
7. England
8. Bret Michaels
9. Battle of the Network Stars
10. Extreme Ironing
11. Celebrity Price is Right

This week Randy “The Ass Man” Shaver was victorious over Brad “The Lonely Boy” Ruiter by a score of 4-2.

If you missed it live, listen to this week’s Dad Fights showdown in the podcast!

QUESTIONS

1. One of the most iconic sports video games ever came out in 1987 and this cover athlete played it in 2014 on Jimmy Fallon and was able to knock himself out. 
2. This legend had a few video games, the first coming in 1988 when he played for the Kings, and the last in 1998 when he was with the Rangers. 
3. In 1994, a company called Tradewest tried to copy the success of the Madden franchise by releasing a football game with the likeness of this quarterback who was coming off a pair of Super Bowl wins. 
4. For an athlete with some iconic endorsement deals, he likely regrets lending his name to a video game flop in 1994 called Chaos in the Windy City. 
5. This athlete helped develop his video game and it has since become one of the most successful sports series ever, with players racking up points by doing 900 McTwists. 
6. This pitcher had a video game released in 1991, the same year he won a Cy Young award with the Boston Red Sox
7. In an attempt to capitalize on the popularity of Mike Tyson’s Punch Out, Acclaim released a game featuring this boxer and it flopped, but thankfully for him he later would do an endorsement with a grill company that turned out pretty well. 
8. This athlete’s video game was appropriately titled Shut Up and Jam because he was a notorious trash-talker on the court, and is still trash-talking on Inside the NBA. 
9. This slugger had a run of baseball games with Nintendo in the 1990s, which made sense because the owner of the team at the time was a former Nintendo President. 
10. In this athlete’s video game, he doesn’t play basketball, but instead does Kung Fu, an addition to his resume that also includes acting, rapping, business owner, and all-around cool guy. 
11. TIEBREAKER: This NFL quarterback got a video game in 1987, the same year he won the NFL MVP, but 10 years before he won back-to-back Super Bowls. 

ANSWERS

1. Mike Tyson
2. Wayne Gretzky
3. Troy AIkman
4. Michael Jordan
5. Tony Hawk
6. Roger Clemens
7. George Foreman
8. Charles Barkley
9. Ken Griffey Jr
10. Shaq
11. TIEBREAKER: John Elway