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NHL’s Kirill Marchenko Breaks Jaw After Puck Hit Him While on Bench
Kirill Marchenko broke his jaw after being hit by a puck while sitting on the bench Sunday, according to @Aportzline.
Another tough blow for Columbus … pic.twitter.com/Q24xvQYmWb
— B/R Open Ice (@BR_OpenIce) February 3, 2025
THAT'S ALL, FOLKS! ✅
Kirill Marchenko wins it for the @BlueJacketsNHL in @Energizer overtime! pic.twitter.com/8SilUICIc4
— NHL (@NHL) January 26, 2025
Sex Toy Bandit Arrested with Over $400 Worth of Merchandise
Constable Deputies has a suspect custody for Shoplifting over $400 worth of merchandise from CVS at 3850 FM 2920 RD. Follow us at https://t.co/EzyDHKlGz0 and Download our new mobile app “C4 NOW” to receive live feeds on crime, arrests, safety tips & traffic accidents. pic.twitter.com/l4m5VSl5AB
— Mark Herman, Harris County Constable Precinct 4 (@Pct4Constable) January 31, 2025
Car AND Sex Doll Abandoned After Crash
Car abandoned at scene of crash with unusual driver still in the front seat https://t.co/iArDcvGuBy via @MetroUK
— vin (@bladerunner_vin) January 31, 2025
Woman Tricks Husband into Selling His Kidney
🌀 Strange but true: Woman Tricks Husband into Selling His Kidney, Steals Money And Elopes with Lover. You won't believe this! Full story: https://t.co/dzgATeiJSM #WeirdNews #OddNews #StrangeButTrue
— TrendingTodayNews (@CanditRoge21854) February 3, 2025
Heavyweight Boxer Loses After Tackling Opponent into Table
When Boxing meets WWE
Boxer Skylar Lacy just speared his opponent Brandon Moore through the announce table WWE style and the ref started counting only to have Moore make it back into the ring in time and be declared the winner 😭 #ShieldsPerkins pic.twitter.com/oWfzKt7rF4
— FULL SEND MMA (@full_send_mma) February 3, 2025
Camera Accidentally Falls At The Co Main Event For #ShieldsPerkins #boxing #cameraman pic.twitter.com/lt25XqJC4Z
— Supreme Boxing (@SupremeBoxing) February 3, 2025
Mavericks Fans Host Funeral After Luka Doncic Trade News
Three dudes brought a coffin to American Airlines Center. They’re playing “See You Again.”
“Rest in peace to the Mavs.” pic.twitter.com/0Ndv26vGyb
— Shawn McFarland (@McFarland_Shawn) February 2, 2025
Wanted Woman Taunts Cops with ‘Hey Guys’ Message on Facebook Wanted Poster
Woman arrested after taunting cops with ‘hey guys’ message on Facebook wanted poster https://t.co/atVCHqeX48 pic.twitter.com/jRN8Ze4xXX
— New York Post (@nypost) February 2, 2025
MN Wild Ryan Hartman’s Match Penalty
Ryan Hartman receives a match penalty for attempt to injure on this play with Tim Stützle 🤕 pic.twitter.com/dIdusOvRez
— Gino Hard (@GinoHard_) February 2, 2025
Man with 3-Inch Chopstick Stuck Behind Eyeball
A 24-year-old man in Vietnam ended up with a 9cm chopstick stuck behind his eye after colliding with a friend while drunk. The man first sought medical help for swelling at a local clinic, but doctors couldn’t find the cause. pic.twitter.com/BHvAkMfIYs
— 1440 (@Join1440) January 29, 2025
X-Ray of Person Infested with Calcified Tapeworm Eggs
A body riddled with parasites as a result of eating raw pork over the years. The condition was discovered by accident after the patient came in for an X-ray for a hip fracture.
In this case, the tapeworm larvae migrated to muscles and soft tissue in the hips and legs, forming… pic.twitter.com/XgRKKVtLiT
— Creepy (@creepydotorg) January 30, 2025