Sammy

Top 5 Live Bands
1. Pantera
2. Metallica
3. Rage Against the Machine
4. Sevendust
5. Cold

Top 5 Members Of The Opposite Sex, I would Like To...ummm "Spend Time With"
1. Vince Hornsby
2. Lajon Witherspoon
3. Gerard Butler
4. Zoltan Bathory
5. Nikki Sixx

Favorite Beverage (alchoholic/non-alchoholic)
Coors Light or Stoli w/ cranberry and pineapple juice.

If I Had To Get A Real Job, It Would Be:
Selling organs and missing children on the black market

If A song, Or Movie Was Ever Written About me, The Title Would Be...
Sarcasm: It’s what’s for dinner!

What keeps You Busy In Your Spare Time?
Shakin’ down bums for money in the park to feed my shoe and hair product addictions.

Do You Have Any Pets? If So, What?
When I’ve my own house, I’ll have a hairless cat, a Frenchie, a Pit Bull and a fainting goat for lawn maintenance.

What About Pet Peeves? If So, What?
Wow. We could be here awhile… Self-important jerks, people who treat servers and bartenders like crap, bad drivers, bad music. The list goes on. There’s a lot that irritates me!

What Rock Star deserves a punch in the mouth and why?
At the top of my list: Scott Stapp, Chad Kroeger, Fred Durst, Seth Rogan, Madonna, Britney Spears, any of the new “rappers” or this era, Toby Keith, those Big and Rich guys, Bret Michaels…

When You Die, What Would You Like Printed on Your Headstone?
I was buried lying on my stomach. Feel free to kiss my ass.

Name Your Top 10 Favorite Movies Of All Time:
1. Labyrinth
2. Super Troopers
3. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
4. Interview With The Vampire
5. Sex and the City (only because I’m a nutcase about that show)
6. Nightmare Before Christmas
7. The Breakfast Club
8. Billy Madison
9. Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory (The new one is great, too)
10. Harry Potter movies

Where Would We Most Likely Find You On A Saturday Night?
In, on or around the bar.

How About Sunday Morning?
They are good for three things: to sleep through, lounge around during or that other thing….

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