Greatest Phone Call Ever

Greatest Phone Call Ever

The always requested, often immitated, always misquoted, but forever epic, "Greatest Phone Call Ever." Is there anything else that really needs to be said.


Everybody Del Young Tonight MP3

Everybody Del Young Tonight MP3

We know we will never top the awesomeness of "Let's Get Denarded," but Delmon Young has gone far too long without a song of his own. We have done our best. We hope you enjoy and we hope you all Del Young tonight.


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See My Dong MP3 and Ringtone!

See My Dong MP3 and Ringtone!

This story has been a hot issue all over the news for the last week or so, and now it's a new hit song! So grab your Crocs, take off your pants, and enjoy.


LET'S GET DENARDED!

LET'S ALL GET DENARDED! RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP


Go To White Bear Lake and Go (eff) Yourself

Go To White Bear Lake and Go (eff) Yourself

When a woman went to the St. Croix Falls movie theater, nothing went right, so she wrote a letter to the company telling them they just lost a customer. The vice-president of the company emailed her back and hilarity ensued.


Bryant McKinnie, Minnesota Handyman and All-Around Good Guy

Bryant McKinnie, Minnesota Handyman and All-Around Good Guy

Bryant McKinney has had a rough week. He skips three practices and a NFC team meeting, all because he was partying too hard. Now, he's out to repair his image. By doing what ever you need him to. As long as he's not too effed up.


Obama (Better) State of Union

Obama (Better) State of Union

If you watched Obama's State of the Union Address last night you may have noticed a few irregularites. You think you missed them? We got them all into one place. Begin your political debate with your friends that will surely end your friendship.


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Angry Viking Fans

Angry Viking Fans

Some fans took that Favre interception WAY too seriously. Although it will go down in history right up there with fumble on the goal line agains the Dolphins and missed field goal by Gary Anderson, TONE IT DOWN!
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ORIGINAL COMEDY...BALLS ON THE GROUND

ORIGINAL COMEDY...BALLS ON THE GROUND.....Now available in MP3 form.... RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP


BRET AND KLUWE

BRET AND KLUWE.....Now available in MP3 form.... RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP


HOMER CRYING

HOMER CRYING.....Now available in MP3 form.... RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP


Don't Worry It's Friday

Don't Worry It's Friday

If you are feeling bad after a long week, don't worry, it's friday!
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New Wild Theme

New Wild Theme

With the Wild kinda suckin' this season, that old anthem that the team plays every game doesn't really make sense anymore. So, we have taken it upon ourselves to rewrite it. You're welcome America.
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Congratulations Yankees...Really...

Congratulations Yankees...Really...

Well the World Series is over, and the Yankees bought...I mean won it in convincing fashion. So from every fan who absolutely despises the Bronx Bombers (aka everyone not from New York or in the national media) we congratulate you....


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Knock Knock Joke

Knock Knock Joke

The comedy duo of Pete and Brian bring us one of our most requested bits. Knock Knock...Who's there....Clinical Depression...

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Eff You 'Til Monday

Eff You 'Til Monday

Don't you hate Mondays? What about that lady who sits across from you, and all you hear all day long is "Corporate accounts payable Nina speaking, just a moment" over, and over, and over. Don't you just want to tell them over, and over. eff you til Monday!


MADDEN'S DIRTY SUPER BOWL

MADDEN'S DIRTY SUPER BOWL

I always knew John Madden was a dirty, dirty old man. And his play-by-play reflects that. But hey, that's those Aiken boys for ya. RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP


CLEVELAND SONGS

CLEVELAND SONGS

GOOD TIMES IN CLEVELAND!!! RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP

GOOD TIMES IN CLEVELAND AGIAN!!! RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP


BRETT THE GOD

BRETT THE GOD

You wish to listen to the secret locker room recordings of Brett Favre!? SILENCE!! You may listen to Brett... RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP


LAUGHING GAS KID REMIX

LAUGHING GAS KID REMIX

LAUGHING KID REMIX.....Now available in MP3 form.... RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP


JESSE'S INAUGURATION POEM

The Body shows his love for the new Commander-in-Chief in this rare un-aired poem he recited during President Barack Obama's Inaguration on January 20th. RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP


THE BODY'S CHRISTMAS LIST

Jesse gives us a sampling of his wishes this holiday season. Not on the list? The hambuger cologne and a cure for Strap-on's smell....they're really one in the same. RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP


JESSE'S 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

The Body does his take on this old Christmas classic....sounds a little redneckish if you as me. RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP


DA TRUTH WANTS TO BE A YOUR SPOKESMAN

DA TRUTH WANTS TO BE A YOUR SPOKESMAN

Maybe we need to get down nose to nose cheek to cheek butt to butt! Oh it's a classic bit from Crank Yankers! RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP.


CHILDRESS-WILLIAMSON THROWDOWN

CHILDRESS......WILLIAMSON.....ONE WILL GET DOCKED A PAYCHECK. FOR ATTENDING THE OTHER'S FUNERAL! RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP


DOME NOISE

The play on the field will make your throw up but the unnecessary noise will destroy your eardrums! RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP


BARACK VS THE ROCK

And it's all about the love of pie! RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP


BLONDE STAR

Blondes they are so much fun isn't theys? RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP


BRETT FAVRE CODE WORD

Wouldn't it be magic if Brett Favre were to come here...hear the conversation that may have piqued his interest.


FISH POLICE

FISH POLICE RING TONE!!! RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP ICE FISH POLICE RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP
EPISODE # 9 THE BODY GOES TO THE FAIR RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP
EPISODE # 8 THE BODY GETS A RANSOM CALL RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP
EPISODE # 7 THE BODY REACHES OUT TO GORILLA RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP
EPISODE # 6 THE BODY MEETS A FRIENDLY FISHERMAN RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP
EPISODE # 5 THE BODY GETS A BUNDLE OF SURPRISES RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP
EPISODE # 4 THE BODY HAS BOATIE ISSUES RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP
EPISODE # 3 THE BODY BUSTS SOME STONERS...KINDA RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP
EPISODE #2 THE FAT BLACK GUY ON A PONTOON BOAT WITHOUT A SHIRT ON RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP
EPISODE #1 A-HOLE FISHING IN THE BODY'S LAKE RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP


INTERN DISS CONTEST

ROSS STRAP-ON AND SERBS CRACK ON EACHOTHER RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP ROSS'S REVENGE AND SERBS RESPONDS RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP


JOSH VERSUS NICK...FREESTYLE

EAST COAST/WEST COAST AIN'T GOT NOTHING LIKE THESE TWO DOPE MC'S RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP


JOSH'S VOICEMAILS

Right click here and save it to your hard drive.


MN WILD PLAYOFF ROUSER

PUMPED UP VERSION Right Click & Save To Desktop SAD VERSION Right Click & Save To Desktop


Serj - The Sky Is Over

Accoustic Version
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Half Accoustic
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THE BIRD IS THE WORD

In case you haven't heard... RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP


THE BODY'S SECRET TO LIFE!

The Body reveals his secret to a long, healthy, sexy life! RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP



Cage Match

Each night we'll pick two new rock songs head to head. Vote for the one you want to hear

"Hold On"

all that remains

vs.

"Realease Me"

taproot