Each night we'll pick two new rock songs head to head. Vote for the one you want to hear
"Hold On"
all that remains
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Greatest Phone Call Ever
The always requested, often immitated, always misquoted, but forever epic, "Greatest Phone Call Ever." Is there anything else that really needs to be said.
Everybody Del Young Tonight MP3
We know we will never top the awesomeness of "Let's Get Denarded," but Delmon Young has gone far too long without a song of his own. We have done our best. We hope you enjoy and we hope you all Del Young tonight.
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See My Dong MP3 and Ringtone!
This story has been a hot issue all over the news for the last week or so, and now it's a new hit song! So grab your Crocs, take off your pants, and enjoy.
Go To White Bear Lake and Go (eff) Yourself
When a woman went to the St. Croix Falls movie theater, nothing went right, so she wrote a letter to the company telling them they just lost a customer. The vice-president of the company emailed her back and hilarity ensued.
Bryant McKinnie, Minnesota Handyman and All-Around Good Guy
Bryant McKinney has had a rough week. He skips three practices and a NFC team meeting, all because he was partying too hard. Now, he's out to repair his image. By doing what ever you need him to. As long as he's not too effed up.
Obama (Better) State of Union
If you watched Obama's State of the Union Address last night you may have noticed a few irregularites. You think you missed them? We got them all into one place. Begin your political debate with your friends that will surely end your friendship.
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Angry Viking Fans
Some fans took that Favre interception WAY too seriously. Although it will go down in history right up there with fumble on the goal line agains the Dolphins and missed field goal by Gary Anderson, TONE IT DOWN!
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ORIGINAL COMEDY...BALLS ON THE GROUND
ORIGINAL COMEDY...BALLS ON THE GROUND.....Now available in MP3 form.... RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP
Don't Worry It's Friday
If you are feeling bad after a long week, don't worry, it's friday!
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New Wild Theme
With the Wild kinda suckin' this season, that old anthem that the team plays every game doesn't really make sense anymore. So, we have taken it upon ourselves to rewrite it. You're welcome America.
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Congratulations Yankees...Really...
Well the World Series is over, and the Yankees bought...I mean won it in convincing fashion. So from every fan who absolutely despises the Bronx Bombers (aka everyone not from New York or in the national media) we congratulate you....
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Knock Knock Joke
The comedy duo of Pete and Brian bring us one of our most requested bits. Knock Knock...Who's there....Clinical Depression...
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Eff You 'Til Monday
Don't you hate Mondays? What about that lady who sits across from you, and all you hear all day long is "Corporate accounts payable Nina speaking, just a moment" over, and over, and over. Don't you just want to tell them over, and over. eff you til Monday!
MADDEN'S DIRTY SUPER BOWL
I always knew John Madden was a dirty, dirty old man. And his play-by-play reflects that. But hey, that's those Aiken boys for ya. RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP
CLEVELAND SONGS
GOOD TIMES IN CLEVELAND!!! RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP
GOOD TIMES IN CLEVELAND AGIAN!!! RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP
BRETT THE GOD
You wish to listen to the secret locker room recordings of Brett Favre!? SILENCE!! You may listen to Brett... RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP
LAUGHING GAS KID REMIX
LAUGHING KID REMIX.....Now available in MP3 form.... RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP
MICHEAL PHELPS STONER BITS
PHELPS OLYMPIC THEME SONG
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PHELPS WASTED FLAKES
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PHELPS BECAUSE I GOT HIGH
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JESSE'S INAUGURATION POEM
The Body shows his love for the new Commander-in-Chief in this rare un-aired poem he recited during President Barack Obama's Inaguration on January 20th. RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP
THE BODY'S CHRISTMAS LIST
Jesse gives us a sampling of his wishes this holiday season. Not on the list? The hambuger cologne and a cure for Strap-on's smell....they're really one in the same. RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP
JESSE'S 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
The Body does his take on this old Christmas classic....sounds a little redneckish if you as me. RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP
DA TRUTH WANTS TO BE A YOUR SPOKESMAN
Maybe we need to get down nose to nose cheek to cheek butt to butt! Oh it's a classic bit from Crank Yankers! RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP.
CHILDRESS-WILLIAMSON THROWDOWN
CHILDRESS......WILLIAMSON.....ONE WILL GET DOCKED A PAYCHECK. FOR ATTENDING THE OTHER'S FUNERAL! RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP
DOME NOISE
The play on the field will make your throw up but the unnecessary noise will destroy your eardrums! RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP
BRETT FAVRE CODE WORD
Wouldn't it be magic if Brett Favre were to come here...hear the conversation that may have piqued his interest.
FISH POLICE
FISH POLICE RING TONE!!!
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ICE FISH POLICE
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EPISODE # 9 THE BODY GOES TO THE FAIR
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EPISODE # 8 THE BODY GETS A RANSOM CALL
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EPISODE # 7 THE BODY REACHES OUT TO GORILLA
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EPISODE # 6 THE BODY MEETS A FRIENDLY FISHERMAN
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EPISODE # 5 THE BODY GETS A BUNDLE OF SURPRISES
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EPISODE # 4 THE BODY HAS BOATIE ISSUES
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EPISODE # 3 THE BODY BUSTS SOME STONERS...KINDA
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EPISODE #2 THE FAT BLACK GUY ON A PONTOON BOAT WITHOUT A SHIRT ON
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EPISODE #1 A-HOLE FISHING IN THE BODY'S LAKE
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INTERN DISS CONTEST
ROSS STRAP-ON AND SERBS CRACK ON EACHOTHER RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP ROSS'S REVENGE AND SERBS RESPONDS RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP
JOSH VERSUS NICK...FREESTYLE
EAST COAST/WEST COAST AIN'T GOT NOTHING LIKE THESE TWO DOPE MC'S RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP
MN WILD PLAYOFF ROUSER
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Serj - The Sky Is Over
Accoustic Version
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Half Accoustic
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THE BODY'S SECRET TO LIFE!
The Body reveals his secret to a long, healthy, sexy life! RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TO DESKTOP
