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Hockey Fight Database
My new favorite WebSite. You want to see if Dino fought any Blackhawks in 1990? Find out and maybe even see the video. Boogy should be in this thing's Hall of Fame.
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Minnapolis Man TASED!
Monday night, Rolando Ruiz had a bad night. He was for apparently no reason, tased in the neck. It caused him to sue the police department as well as scream like a girl.
Mormon Muffins Calendar
Who says mormon chicks are uptight and rigid. Not the geniuses who came up with this calendar. Pick it up here.
Child GPS Tracker
WHy would you get this? If I lost my kid, I'd think I'd hit the damn jackpot. But you are attached to those little rugrats, pick one of these up.
Brad Pitt Motorcycle Accident
Every so often, the paparazzi catches something on camera that changes our society. This is one of those times. And before you get all pissy that he deserved it because he's driving between the two lanes of cars, that is completely legal in California. It's called lane splitting.
Find Morgan
About a week and a half ago Viginia Tech student and metal-head Morgan Harrington disappeared after a Metallica Concert. After the concert she told her friends over a cell phone that she would find her own way home. She never made it. Now Metallica is joining the search by offering an extra $50,000 on top of the already $100,000 rewards for finding the people who did this. See what you can do at http://findmorgan.com/
NFL's Best Hair
As if they don't get enough attention, he's a list of the best hairdos in the League.
12 Worst Parking Jobs Ever Caught on Tape
Parking should never be this difficult. Unfortunately, these people never quite got a grip on the concept.
Mustang Football...GET SOME!
In Moundsview they love thier football, but hate shirts. Pleeeeease explain why the entire team would agree to this.
Twins Cities Not a Spring Break Destination...DUH!
I can't believe this is news. I'm just surprised we came in above Chernobyl.
City Face-Off
IN THIS CORNER! WEIGHING IN AT A POPULATION OF 361,420...THE KILLER OF KANSAS! WICHITA! AND IN THIS CORNER! WEIGHING IN AT A POPULATION OF 183,606! THE GERIATRIC JUGGERNAUT! FT. LAUDERDALE! Let's get it on!
JONATHON BRYCE BURIED ALIVE!
On October 24, the Escape Artist and HAMS regualar almost killed himself today but failed. In a couple weeks he will succeed. Its all for chharity, so go out watch him get buried under 3 tons of corn.
30 NEWS SLIP UPS
Every major city has around 5 news stations, and they do about 5 news programs a day. I'm no math whiz, but that is around 6210 news shows every day. There have GOT to be some awesome screw-ups. Here are 30 of the best ever caught on tape.
SEXUAL CONNECTION CALCULATOR
You know how if you had sex with one person, you have had sex with every person they have had sex with? And you know if you tell one person something, then they tell two friends....and they tell two friends...and so on, and so on, and so on... Well sex is like that too. Except its like thousands of people have done YOU. This sex calculator figures out how many indirect partners you have had. I feel dirty, since my 5 turned into a little over 300,000.
WORST TATTOOS EVER
Everyone makes bad decisions in their life, just not every one of them lasts forever. Two do...marriage and tattoos. here are 120 of the worst of the worst...tattoos not marriages.
WII DRUG BUST
When these central Florida cops heard that this drug dealer was selling weed, they must have hear Wii. In the middle of their bust they stop to do some Wii bowling. Too bad they didn't know cameras were set up in the house before the raid. Now they'll have plenty of time to play Wii...sitting on their couch at home, while on suspension.
WORLD'S COOLEST BUS STOPS
It's FINALLY can look cool to be poor! Of course, that's because the local economy is so low since they spent so much on making cool bus stops.
WORLD'S WORST TORTURE DEVICES
Throughout history, these are the things that inflicted the most pain on an individual person...wait there's something missing...The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show. I just guess even the midlevel Europeans had their threshold for inflicting pain.
WORLD RECORD DRUNKS
Canton Ohio has the Pro Football Hall of Fame...Cooperstown has the Baseball Hall of Fame. Here is the UN-official Drunks Hall of Fame.
WOMAN FINDS SON, HAS SEX WITH HIM
This crazy lady is charged with searching out her son, who she gave up for adoption 10 years ago, in order to have sex with him. Creepy.
GIANT FUZZY MICROBES
You ever wanted to snuggle close to Swine Flu? How about Mad Cow Disease? Bed Bugs? E.Coli? Well if you, your child, or your girlfriend would like one, stop by GiantMicrobes.com
10 SECRET FAST FOOD MENU ITEMS
Tired of the same old, same old at your usualy afternoon pitstop? Take a new twist with one of these unknown menu options. I just gor about 6 new options at Chipotle.
25 FUNNIEST VANITY PLATES
You got to hand it to people for their creativity. Once I saw a plate that said INAHURY and I thought that was funny. These other plates make that look about as funny as Schindler's List.
AN ANIMAL PERSPECTIVE
You ever wonder what it looks like for a cow to eat hay, or a wolf to track a squirrel, or to be a goat headbutting another goat? No? Me either....I was just askin.
DAKOTA CO. REVERSE 911 SIGN-UP
I guess we should do SOME public service for you people, so here it is. If you live in Dakota County, you can sign up for a reverse 911 service. That way if you're high or drunk and can't watch a TV when something bad happens, you can be notified via text message of a escaped convict or a chemical spill or a fire in the area. Come to think of it, all those could have been caused by Weasel.
MILLTOWN F.D. TACO FEED
The 7th Annual Milltown Fire Taco feed has been set for October 10, 2009. All you can eat tacos, along with games during and a live auction after. Bring your friends and family. Meet the local fire fighters, look at the fire station, and look at the trucks. They are still collecting donations for the games and auction.
SMALL PENIS ALERT
Some guy started a website called "smallpenisalert.com" to make fun of an anonymous man who peed on his floor.
MN FINEST CALENDAR
The very sexy ladies of Minnesota's Finest stopped into the studio to rid it of the usual smell of Ross and fill it wish liquid hotness. They had time to show off their newest calendar, and their new bikinis. Honestly, that one is WAY more important.
MN PATRIOT GUARD
While mostly motorcyclist you don't have to own one to be a member and neither do you have to be a veteran of the military. Just be willing to stand holding a 3x5 USA flag when a family asks us to be there. Freedom isn't free (it costs $1.05!)but being a member of the MN Patriot Guard is!
141 EUPHEMISMS FOR "DRUNK"
Some of my favorites? "Monkey-full", "Off me trolley", and "Saying hello to Mr. Armitage."
TOP PLACES TO GROW UP
If you think you loved growing up where you did you should have checked out these places. If you hated it, you REALLY should have checked out these places. And if you grew up in one of these places, I envy you...
25 FUNNIEST HOMELSS GUY SIGNS
In these financial times I think of the poignant words of a man named Chris Rock.... "If a homeless guy has a funny sign...he hasn't been homeless that long. A REAL homeless guy is too hungry to be funny." As well as: "Cornbread....ain't nuttin' wrong with that!"
LIVING LONGER IN AMERICA
So you want to be an old fogey popin' Viagra into your later years for a little longer? You're two best options are live in Hawaii, or stay where you are right here in Good old Minnesota. Check out this interactive map from MSNBC. And the fastest way to get rid of that guy's boss Brad naturally is send him to Alabama...he is SUCH a douche!
JUSTIN MORNEAU'S CASINO NIGHT
Here is a chance to see Justin Morneau, Joe Mauer, Michael Cuddyer and your other favorite MN Twins actually do something good. If that isn't enough saucy KARE 11 newswoman Rena Sargianopolous will be there! The Justin Morneau Casino Night will benefit the Arthritis Foundation North Central Chapter. Must be 18 or older.
SAGE ROSENFELS FUMBLECOPTER
Its got to be a relief to Vikings fans that we won't have to worry about Sage Rosenfels pulling the old fumblecopter play. Now that we have Brett Fav...what? He's not what? OH NO WE ARE ALL DOOMED!!!
HECKLER WON'T QUIT
Ben Konop, a politician in Ohio, tried to give a speech. Every time he started talking a man on a porch behind him started booing and calling him a liar.
AMAZING HOLE IN ONE SHOT
Leif Olson hits the most improbable hole in one shot I have ever seen. Easily a million-to-one shot. The only things that I can think of that are more unlikely are the Vikings winning the Super Bowl, and Ross getting a girl that he doesn't have to pay for.
MOM & KIDS SAVED FROM BURNING CAR
I know that I'm no hero cause...well I just don't care to help people. But heroes do exist! Check out this video of bystanders rushing to rescue a mother and her two kids trapped in a burning car.
WORLD'S FASTEST CLAPPER
For no reason whatsoever...the world's fastest clapper! Can you imagine living with this guy? If you had lights hooked up with The Clapper it could be like a rave, complete with crappy techno music, strobe lights and tweekers!
WORST FIRST PITCH EVER
Cincinnatti Mayor Mark Mallory throws the worst pitch of all time. Look for Barry Bonds laughing hysterically and then running to the mound and injecting the mayor with roids so he can reach the catcher.
GREAT LAUGH
The Comedy Barn in Tennessee is home to a long-running variety show. One of the show’s staples is a standup comedian. For one bit, he pulls audience members onstage. But on this day, he got more than he bargained for.
AIR ZEALAND SAFETY VIDEO
Air New Zealand is getting down to the bare essentials with a new in-flight safety video that features flight attendants wearing just body paint. I feel safer already and my frequent flyer miles are outta control!
UNFORTUNATE END ZONE CELEBRATION
I'm all for end zone celebrations. The more lavish and obnoxious the better. But this guy is in the Canadian Football League, he had it coming.
SHAQ CLOWNING
Now that MJ is dead Shaq is now the most entertaining individual out there...that is outside of the porn business.
FARRAH FAWCETT ON DAVID LETTERMAN
R.I.P. Farrah Fawcett. Now in death we can safely laugh at your appearance with David Letterman where you were...STONED OUTTA YOUR GORD!!!
MONKEY PEES ON ZAMBIAN PRESIDENT
Monkeys are funny and so are Zambian Presidents (?). When a monkey pees on one...hilarity ensues!!!
FACE RACE TRANSFORMER
Ever look at yourself in the mirror and wonder what you would look like if you were another race? Well stop wearing you hat sideways and tinting your windows cause we are all laughing at you. Instead try using the Face Transformer.
PRESS CONFERENCE REMIX
Let's face it, pro atheletes, and coaches are brilliant in their sport and incredibly entertaining afterwards. Here is an awesome remix of some classic press conference moments.
AMAZING BASKETBALL SHOT
Lebron James, Kobe Bryant, Rony Seikly...you can all take your billions of dollars, private jets, and dozens of mistresses and get out. Check out this amazing basketball shot made by Middle Schooler Aaron Shutway.
AIRPLANE CRASH HOAX
I'm just gonna go ahead and assume that the Bolivian news media isn't quite up to snuff. Maybe the fact that they reported the crash from the TV show "Lost" as a news story should be a clue.
GUNS AND HOSES CHARITY SOFTBALL GAME
The guys from the Roseville Police Dept takes on their firemen counterparts on June 28 at Central Park Lexington in Roseville to benefit one of their fallen comrades. Donate fo the Fraternal Order of Police and send the check to the Roseville Police Department. NO CASH
PAINTBALL WITH WARCRAFT AND 93X!
Come Join 93X and a slew of local celebrities and shoot the crap out of each other. Minnesota Pro Paintball will have more info on thier website soon. The event is July 11 and all proceeds benefit Second Harvest and Children's Hospitals and Clinics of Minnesota.
WOMEN IN UNDERWEAR RIDING A ROLLERCOASTER
WHY DOESN'T HAVE IT'S OWN CHANNEL!! Even Pay-Per-View...I would pay. I have Serb's Credit Card number memorized...
REPORTER GETS CHOKED OUT
I know you can't understand a word this female MMA figher says, but you can tell that she might as well be saying "I'm a totaly b-tch and I'm going to knock you out for talking to me."
NINTENDO BODY MOD (GROSS)
This guy takes his love for the worlds greatest 8-bit system a little bit too far. He basically had the Nintendo controller CARVED into his leg. So go ahead Serbs, get that Powerpuff Girl tattoo on your head. This kind of thing is more acceptable now.
SHORT CELEBS
I'm amazed by how small some of the biggest stars in Hollywood really are. The only VERY obvious oversights on this list...Gary Coleman and Emmanuel Lewis. You can't get any bigger tthan that.
SHOW US YOUR...
Ladies we men are simple creatures. Very...very...simple creatures. We just need a look at those sweater puppets!
FOX NEWS IS QUALITY NEWS REPORTING
A new standard on quality news reporting has been established, and to nobody's surprise it was set by FOX News.
OLD MAN VS. ESCALATOR
Falling down...the older you get the funnier it is. And in this old dude's case he must have damn near died laughing, or being shredded by the escalator.
BRET MICHAELS KNOCKED ON HIS BUTT
Here's a better, close-up version of Bret Michaels getting drilled by part of the set at the Tony Awards Sunday night.
UCONN VS USF DANCE OFF
It's Friday... and all I want to do is dance...dance...dance. Well that's what these two college baseball teams did during a lengthy rain relay. If I were running the music I would have HAD to play Thriller. At least some of these players have something to fall back on after they blow out their ACL.., male stripping (wait til the end).
TRIM THE BUSH
If you need to make the 'tree' look taller, follow these simple instructions straight from Gillette. Just trim the bushes.
MOW THE LAWN
Gillette wants you to trim the bushes, Schick wants you to mow the lawn. And ladies, you should listen.
HAMSTER EATING A PENCIL
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!! On a sadder note this little guy did die of lead poisoning moments after this video ended.
NO WAY JOSE
Disgraced former baseball great Jose Canseco is taking his act to the MMA. Unfortunately for him his debut was in Japan against 7' 2" HONG MAN CHOI who destroyed him.
DENNIS ECKERSLY HAS A POTTY MOUTH
Baseball Hall of Fame pitcher and current broadcaster Dennis Eckersly recently used some language that would make Bert Blyleven blush while on the air.
DAVE DIEHL RIPS ON BRETT FAVRE
NY Giants offensive lineman Dave Diehl participated in a funny sketch comedy bit where he ripped on Brett Favre.
A REAL DOG LOVER
This guy got hauled into the po-po by his own family for....well, the headline says it all.
INCREDIBLE FAKE THUNDERCATS TRAILER
Some nerd has too much time on his hands. He took about a dozen other movies and recut them, and edited them to fake a live-action Thundercats movie. Looks pretty sweet, if only it were real...Like Britney Spears's chest.
7 STRANGE WEAPONS
Have you ever been watching the History Channel's show on some war and thought, "They should have put a drill on the front of that tank." Well they did, and a host of other crazy ideas that never made it big time.
PEARL JAM ASSAULT/ROBBERY SURVEILLANCE VIDEO
Pearl Jam bassist Jeff Ament was attack during a mugging outside of a recording studio in Atlanta last month. Surveillance cameras caught the entire incident. Jeff suffered a head laceration and was treated by paramedics at the scene. There's still no update on his condition.
COP KICKS SUSPECT IN THE HEAD
After the suspect in a high-speed car chase laid on the ground and surrendered to police, one of the officers kicked him hard in the head, then high-fived another cop.
WIERD COOKOFF CONTESTS
People eat anything....bugs, roadkill, and even,,,SPAM. If you want to try something disgusting go check 'em out, or just go to Serb's house for dinner.
2009 MAXIM HOT 100
Every year the fine people at Maxim Magazine tell us guys who to love more than others. Well this year they did not disappoint. Check out the whole list HERE. But if you just want the hot of the hot, check out the TOP TEN.
FAINTING DURING LIVE NEWSCAST
These people are being interviewed at a sand volleyball court and one just COULDN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE!! I'll let you try to guess which one goes down, I think you'll be surprised. After the fainter hits the dirt you gotta love the cameramen who decides to zoom out. (INSERT SERBS JOKE HERE)
CARMELO ANTHONY'S FIANCEE GOES APE IN STANDS
Carmelo Anthony's fiancee LaLa Vazquez came absolutely unglued during a playoff game between the Dallas Mavericks and Denver Nuggets. Apparently that's basketball but for the life of me I don't know anybody who watches the NBA.
LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH
If you're Japanese and you're looking to spend some time in The U.S. it might be beneficial to learn key english phrases...such as "I have a bad case of diarrhea. This is especially helpful if you should eat at Jack in the Box.
GAS MAIN EXPLOSION
A huge gas main explodes at a strip mall in Maryland and injures six people, but amazingly, no one is killed.
MOTORCYLE HITS COP CAR
A guy on a motorcycle runs a red light and plows right into the front of a cop car.
COPTER MISSILE
A helicopter fires a missile at two men running across a street, and when the missile hits, one of the guys gets flung 50 feet into the air and lands a block away.
THE BLOOMINGTON BROS
These are some local guys gone good. Matt Houchin and Ross McNamara one from Jefferson the other from Kennedy, have put together a few very funny videos. I highly check suggest "Credit Card 2" (was filmed at the hardware store by my house) and the reinterpretation of Nickelback's "Photograph".
MIGHTY MITE SCORES AMAZING GOAL
We just found the star of the next Mighty Ducks movie!!! This kid's move makes the Spin-O-Rama look pedestrian. QUACK QUACK QUACK!!! FLYING V!!!!!!!!!!!
STUNT MAN CRASHES FERRARI
A stunt driver crashed a Ferrari during filming of an upcoming Nicolas Cage film. The accident left two people injured yet the far worse disaster is the hairpiece Cage will be wearing in the movie.
CHARLES BARKLEY GOLFING
The Round Mound of Rebound needs to stick to what he knows.... This is the WORST swing EVER!!
SIX BAND CITY SOUNDS
Warcraft stopped in to talk a little hockey, video games, and a good cause. The event, which benefits Children's Surgery International, goes toward helping kids with facial deformities, burns, and cleft palates. Email smilesforkidscsi@gmail.com for more information. The event will be in August. They are looking for Volunteers, advertisers, and donations. MORE INFO TO COME!
SWINE FLU PSA FROM 1976
A few overly dramatic PSA from the last outbreak of Swine Flu. If you just listen to the second one, doesn't is sound like Joe a Manslut?
CHIMPANZEE ON A SEGWAY
Whoever gave this monkey a Segway has doomed us all. Now they have the technology. It won't be long before they rule us all. Damn them! Damn them all to Hell!!!
OBAMA's 100 LADIES
Ok, so they in no way have any connection to The Prez...but who cares. You want to get lost online for a while? Sink into this quicksand for a few hours.
TOP 5 HOTTEST GIRLFRIENDS OF 2009 NFL DRAFT PROSPECTS
Does the college Quarterback always get the hottest girl? Here are five 2009 NFL Draft prospects and their girlfriends...No surprise, four are QBs.
34 NAILS IN THE HEAD
This poor guy did NOT go easily ot painlessly. After being shot 34 times in the head with a nail gun he was wrapped in electrical wire and an old carpet. That's such a waste, Those nails could have been used for a much higher purpose. Like nailing Serb's door shut.
FHM's HOT 100
Every year, FHM does their hottest 100 women of the year. A few suprises in this year's list, including a huge comeback from her hottness herself, Britney. Enojy the world's hottest women, all in one place. (Other than chained up in Serb's basement)
EAR ON THE ARM
This guy has some SERIOUS issues. It would be one thing if this ear was naturally orcurring...but THIS guy had an ear grown in a lab, and IMPLANTED ON HIS ARM! Gross right? Just like Serb's REAL ears.
KIDS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO EAT THE STUFF
Chocolate, caramel, syrups, we all love sugar. One only has to gander at Ross' voluptuous body to see that. But kids believe you me it's much better if you just EAT THE STUFF!
BRITNEY DOESN'T KNOW WHERE SHE IS
Let's face it if you look like Britney Spears then it simply doesn't matter if you are...simple. But if you're in front of 15,000 people you might want to get the name of the city you're in correct.
GUEST PASSES OUT ON TV
A guest passes out live on the Glen Beck program. Apparently the evil aura that came from Beck simply overpowered this guy.
SHAMWOW PROSTITUTE FIGHT PIX
Check out these pic of the atermath of the biting inceident with the Sham-wow guy and an honest to goodness hooker. Funness.
MR. LOVE MIRACLE GLASS CLEANER
Are your backboards not as clean as they should be? Then go out and get some Mr Love Miracle Glass Cleaner, because no one this season has been as good at cleaning the glass as T-Wolves rookie Kevin Love. Yours with only three easy payments of $19.99, and one complicated one. The mailman will be shot, the envelope will not seal, the stamp will be in the stong denomination, and he final payment must be made in wampum.
CHRIS WARCRAFT GUILD
(Facebook Group)
Kluwe joined us this morning talk dorkness. And I thought I'd plug my Facebook group. Please Join. It's for no good cause other than to spread the word of the Warcraft. Thank you. FACEBOOK MEMBERSHIP IS REQUIRED
THE FUTURE OF COMMUNICATION
The future of cell phone communiucation is here...as well as a flurry of awesome new pets...like pigeonrats and pot-bellied elephants.
APRIL FOOL'S BIRTHDAY WISHES
Either someone at this station has a GREAT sense of humor, or just doesn't get it. This flurry of birthday's goes out over the air and no one figures it out. Bart Simpson would be proud.
WALK FOR ANIMALS
Every year more than 40,000 unwanted, abused and neglected animals, depend on us and our generous donations. What a great opportunity to help animals less fortunate than your own.
HOT BOMB THREAT
These gorgeous young ladies calledc in a bomb threat to their high school just to get a day off. And before you start callin the cops for me callin the hot, they are 18. Sexy...SEXY 18. They felt pretty dumb. After all, all they had to do was ask, they ARE hot enough.
WORLD SUPERHERO REGISTRY
WHO IS THE COON? Maybe you can figure it out here at the national database for people who have absolutely no lives.
HOLE IN THE ENGINE
I think the only thing worse than looking out your window seat and seeing this would be having the middle seat...with Weasel on one side...and Serbs on the other.
FLAMING FAUCETS
You know the best way to clean germs? NOT antibacterial soap...It's pure unadulterated FIRE. These folks are ahead of the times. And the causes may be completely different. I never knew this could happen, let alone happen for different reasons.
CONTRACT KILLER
I know a lot of people really can't stand their family, but this Minneapolis woman was nailed for hiring a hitman to kill her step mom just so she could get 4 million dollars. I mean seriously, what are you going to do with 4 million dollars, other than invest it and *POOF* it's gone.
OVECHKIN 50TH GOAL CELEBRATION
Taking a lesson form Chad Johns....I mean Ocho Cinco. Alexander Ovechkin becomes the first captain in Capitals history to score 50 goeals in three seasons. And I guess Ovies stick is getting a little hot as he shows in after the goal.
FLIP DUNK FACE PLANT
This Wyoming kid goes hard to the rack...and doesn't realize that the gymnastics tourney isn't until next week.
FLORIDA PANTHER FAN
Since we are not allowed to link directly to awesome nundiesess....
DIRECTIONS:
1) Go to www.google.com
2) Search "Florida panthers fan digg"
3) Click Search
4) It's the first link you see
SOCCER REF OUTRUNS *TWO* ANGRY SOCCER TEAMS
After a soccer referee apparently hits a player, both teams unite and try to chase the referee down to kick his ass. Too bad they never can catch him. The only thing more annoying than the lack of a payoff, is the techno music that accompanies the video. Just watch it muted...just as good.
WHY WOMEN SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED IN THE BROTHERHOOD
Because they do things like this.....which is just completely uncalled for. Ouch
RAPPING FLIGHT ATTENDANT
This flight attendant almost makes the terrible food, crappy movie, screaming baby flying experience all worthwhile.
JOAQUIN RAP BRAWL
If this is as fake as everyone is making it out to be....This Joaquin Poenix the rapper thing has taken a turn for the AWESOME!! The 'rapper' jumped into the crowd to take on a heckler. I was suprised to see this much energy come from him. Andy Kaufmann would be proud.
BRIDGE THAT HATES TRUCKS
This railroad bridge in Durham, NC is just a shade too low. But that's just my opinion, and the opinion of every truck driver that goes under it. My favorite? The one where the truck does a wheelie. When North Carolina upgraded the rail line, their solution for the crashes? Install CRASH BEAMS to protect the bridge when it gets hit.
TAPOUT OWNER DIES IN CAR CRASH
One of the owners of Tapout was killed in a amazingly horrific car crash. Look at that Ferarri. Amazing anyone survive....wait no one did. Check out the story here.
SHORTY THE PONY
This tiny pony has sparked 999 calls to police.....wait 999?...Not 1000? That seems a little TOO exact...but I digress. She has such short legs that it just looks like she's stuck in the mud all the time. But she does have one thing going for her....She IS taller than Serbs.
FART INTERRUPTS CITY COUNCIL MEETING
Just goes to show that no matter how professional you pretend to be, we are all just laughing donkeys when it comes to farting.
HOT GIRLS IN BIKINIS HAVE ICE CREAM FIGHT
For no reason whatsoever here are some really hot European girls in bikinis having a sexy ice cream fight in slow-mo.
BEST 80's MOVIES
Let the great debate begin! Easily the greatest decade of movies ever. Here is a list of the best movies to come out of the 80's. I refuse to acknowledge any movie list however that leaves out Weekend at Bernie's. I mean the dude is dead and he still parties!!!
TURTLE LOVING A POT
The only thing better than a turtle making sweet sweet love to a shoe? A turtle making the beast with a pot.
TURTLE LOVIN A SHOE
I love turtles!!! Especially turtles who can get down and just give it to a shoe.
TAP...THAT'S TAP DANCING
Now I understand that this woman is offering a completely different kind of service than what I'm looking for. Whatever happened to costumer service though? Seriously this woman should be a little more open minded and just give in.
WIERD AL - THE SAGA BEGINS
Say what you will about Weird Al Yankovic, he can still bring it and make songs that make you listen just a little closer for all the funniness. Here's his recount of Star Wars Episode I to the tune of American Pie. Accordian not included...
BIG MATT - INTERVIEW
Well the richest man we all know personally is out the door and headed to B-More. He gave an interview with Judd Zalgad of the Strib explaining his decision. We'll miss our 'double-chinned center from Cretin High.'
747 LANDING IN ST. MAARTEN
Tower this is Voodoo 1 requesting a fly-by. Not even Maverick, Ice-Man, or Goose could have pulled off a landing like this pilot in St. Maarten. Captiain Sully could have but he rocks!!! This guy buzzes a 747 over several on-lookers heads!
DOG HAS ROUGH DREAM
I seriously hope that this pooch either escapes from or catches whatever he was after in his dream. Whatever it was he paid a hefty price.
EMMITT SMITH TALK GOOD
ESPN announced that Emmitt Smith will not be a part of their football broadcast any more. Really??? He talk so good like. Tune in next year when Emmitt joins our very own Ross during St. Thomas hockey games. Just like Madden/Summerall!
HOTTEST FEMALE CLEBRITIES THAT GOT FAT
It's amazing what happens when hot female celebrities stop eating water pills and Ex-Lax sandwiches and start eating actual food.
MR SKIN ANATOMY AWARDS
During the past decade, Mr Skin’s Anatomy Awards has paid tribute to sexy starlets and nude celebrities with categories such as Best Breasts, Best Butt, and Best Lesbian Scene. For our 10th anniversary, Mr Skin’s Anatomy Awards is bigger, better, and more bare than ever. So forget about Best Picture and let's get to the Breast Pictures! Oscar who? We've got real golden globes right here!
THE 1992 AL ALL STARS W/ SUPERPOWERS
Who needs the bird? Who needs an early morning song? Who cares what day it is? I never want to get Denarded again....not after meeting the greatest team ever assembled....with superpowers.
BOYS ON WHEELS - MY BALLS ARE OK
Get this stuck in your head. It'll be right up there with Friday, the Morning Song, and the Bird. Enjoy pulling your hail out.
BASS LESSON WITH RYAN MARTINIE
Want to learn how to play the bass from a professional? Or course you do...that guy you have teaching you now smells like tuna. Just sign up, and give a little to charity. Now rock your socks off...
DARK VALENTINES DAY CARDS
Got a girl you can't really stand? Or maybe a girl wh o loves the darkness and pain. Print one of these off and give it to her. Happy Black Saturday.
DRAGGED 17 MILES ON VIDEO
This guy was hit by a car....then by a van, and dragged 17 miles through the streets of New York. It looks like the post 9/11 New York nice is officially gone.
