Each night we'll pick two new rock songs head to head. Vote for the one you want to hear
5 Football Failures
You may remember Dallas Cowboys lineman Leon Lett's fumble in the Super Bowl, Leon Lett's brain fart the next year on Thanksgiving, and the Fumblecopter. Here are a few you may have not seen, and one you definitely have. When you watch the Desean Jackson video, realize he did almost the same thing in high school.
Vote for NASA's Final Mission Wake-Up Song
In the 50 years of space for NASA, no space vehicle has been used for as long as the Space Shuttle. Well, the old girl is being retired and with its final mission is coming up in November, NASA wants your help. Every morning on the shuttle the crew wakes up a song, and they want you to vote for your favorite song from all the past missions to the the wake up song for this final space flight. When you see the list, you will know what NOT to vote for...*cough* Alan Jackson...*cough* U2... I'm all for the Star Wars Main Title Theme.
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10 Funniest Touchdown Dances
The No Fun League has put the kibash on these kind of dances over the years, but thanks to the likes of Terrell Owens and Chad Johnson/Ochocinco things could be coming back. Get your popcorn ready.....and you're $10,000 fine.
20 Most Ill-Conceived Athlete Endorsements
Recently we've seen athletes, both current and retired, pushing some pretty ridiculous products. Emmitt Smith for Just for Men, Joe Montana for Sketchers, and Jimmy Johnson for ExtenZe just to name a few. What are the worst embarrassments in professional endorsements? SportsPickle.com did all the work for us.
2010 Primary Election Results
This may be our first attempt at doing real news for a long time. See who won what where. Why? Becuase this is your future people! Just kidding, corporations and secret societies have it all planned out already.
News Reporter's Yearbook Photos
We all came from somewhere, even those talking head we see every night on the news. Wonder what Jon Stewart looked like in high school? What Katie Couric looked like in a cheerleader uniform? Of course you have. Now you know that even if you looked like a total dork in high school you can grow up to be somebody.
Roger Huerta Street Fight
Former UFC fighter and Augsburg Alum Roger Huerta saw some gutless super-douche punch out a woman in a scuffle outside a bar in Austin, Texas. He retaliated by doing what he does best...kick ass. Even his former boss Dana White was on board, saying, "...when a guy puts his hands on a woman he deserves to be knocked the (eff) out. Good for Roger."
Email Us Your Mustaches!
Nick and Josh are finally sporting their Tom Sellecks and they are asking for your support. Email us photos of your mustaches and we will compile them into a gallery of support for the ‘stache. Keep the photos family friendly and be sure to sport your favorite Twins gear. We might even pick the best one in September and give you a cool prize…but probably not.
Be a Facebook Friend of the Mustache!
FACEBOOK MEMBERSHIP REQUIRED
Well, Josh and Nick have started their quest for awesome facial hair and one listener directed us to this page. You may not be able to be friends with Carl Pavano, but you can get cozy with something even better; his crotch broom. Although its credibility is already in question...the 'stache's only other interest? 93X Radio.
Colossal Comic-Con Cleavage Collection
You might think that nerdy things like Comic-Con is something you would never want to attend. You have no idea how many complete hotties are into nerdy things. But the only problem with hot nerds is that they are smart enough to know they are way out of your league.
Lady Attacks Iowa News Crew
This news crew was looking to find three young men who were accused of spraying graffiti on a local baseball field. When the news crew went to the home of one of the accused boys, everything went to Hell. His mom pushed the news crew and the teen through eggs at them. It's dangerous to live in Cedar Rapids.
Carl Crawford Gets Hit in the Helmet, the Purple Helmet
Tampa Bay outfielder Carl Crawford has never worn a cup in his career. Maybe after Monday's game he will change his mind. He is out now with a testicular contusion after catching a pick-off move right in the beanbag.
Pavano Punches Delmon's Butt
After Delmon's big day on Sunday the 'Stacheman was there to give him an old pat on the back...of his junk...with his fist. I understand the usual butt slap, no matter how strange it seems, but this is strange. He's got the porn star mustache, and now that has blossomed to a kinky porn career.
10 Insane Injuries Caught on X-Ray
Brutal injuries are brutal to see, unless they are in non-vomit-inducing translucent black and white. My favorite has got to be scissors that were left in someone for 18 months after she had her surgery. Even the great Doctor Julius Hibbert once left his car keys inside Mrs. Glick. One more thing, all these poeple surived their injuries.
X-Girl Maggie is a Maxim Hometown Hottie Finalist!
Our very own X-Girl Maggie has been selected as a Maxim Hometown Hottie Semifinalist. Check out some of her awesome photos and her video on Maxim.com and vote for her every day until August 1st. She will also be in the August issue of Maxim with the other 99 semifinalists.
Cell Phone Radiation Study
Cell phones will kill us all at some point. How quickly you check out, all depends on what kind of phone you are holding against your head. The Environmental Working Group finalized a study on what phones are were the worst at wrecking your brain cells. Find yours and have fun calculating how much time until you go 6-feet-under.
Kluwe Presents Shoot 'Em Up Paintball to Benefit Second Harvest Heartland
You feel like getting outside in the beauty of nature and shooting the crap out of each other? You can join Kluwe, some other Vikings players, and a bunch of paintball nerds in Lakeville and play some capture the flag for a good cause.
Sexy Brazillian Soccer Fans
Well, it's settled, I'm going to South Africa for the World Cup. No, I'm not a big soccer fan, but if I get to spend any time next to fans like this, I can be.
Rename Strasburg, VA
This Virginia town is so excited for the first career start of Stephen Strasburg that they want to change thier town's name, at least for a week, to Stephen Strasburg, VA. You can help.
Inside-the-Park Homer Oops
Washington National's center fielder Nyjer Morgan went back, back, back, and THOUGHT this Adam Jones hit was gone. It stayed in the park, made him a YouTube sensation, and showed his friends and family that he might need a little anger counseling.
10 Worst First Pitches Ever
Every Major League baseball game has to have SOME kind of ceremonial first pitch. Inevitably there has to be some absolute gong shows that occur. Here are some of the best.
Michael Jackson Alive??
The King of Pop is gone...or is he??? Take a few minutes and read through this forum arguing that Jacko may have gone the way of Elvis and not gone away at all.
What Is Seen Cannot Be Unseen
There are some strange things that we see everyday but miss the subtle things. But once those subtle things are shown to us, we see nothing but. Like how Richie Rich and Casper look identical. Here are 25 things that, from here forward, you will never see the same way again.
"Authentic" Tim Tebow Jersey
Tim Tebow's rookie jersey is the fastest selling rookie jersey or all-time, so if you have trouble finding one you're in luck. This one looks TOTALLY legit!
Dany Heatley Should Stick to His Day Job
San Jose Shark's winger Dany Heatley was invited to throw out the first pitch at a San Francisco Giants game this week. I'm sure they really wished he hadn't RSVP'd
125 Albums of the Past 25 Years
Spin Magazine put together their comprehensive list of the greatest albums since 1985. All in all, it's a good list, but there is one GLARING omission..."Straight Outta Lynwood, by Weird Al Yankovic. Where were ya on that one Spin?
15 Unintentionally Perveted Toys
You would think at some time in the design process SOMEONE would say out loud, "Hey we should rethink this...that totally looks like a penis." But they didn't and now we all laugh.
My Drunk Pix.com
Remember last night when you got naked, put a beer box case on your head and crapped on the kitchen floor? No? Let this refresh your memory.
Vote for Corey Brewer for Most Improved Player of the Year
The Timberwolves have been getting cute with your player campaigns in the past few years. Kevin Love was the glass cleaner last year and this year, it's all about Corey Brewer. Make sure you watch the video, then vote for the man that did this.
Get Tripping Icarus to Open for Bon Jovi!
You can help Tipping Icarus to open for Bon Jovi on April 7th at the X. Voting ends tomorrow, you can only vote once a day per computer. So dig out your 7 year old laptop and use it to vote again. Voting ends tomorrow.
NBA Dance Team Bracket
We might night have a good basketball team, but they T-Wolves compensated by putting together one of the best group of dancers in the whole league. Show the rest of the league what we got by voting our sexy dancers past the Oklahoma City Thunderthighs. NOTE: If you hit F5, you vote again, and again, and again...
20 Terrible Fake Tans
ATTENTION FAKE TAN USERS:
There is this thing called the sun, it gives you a healthy dose of Vitamin D and restores your energy too. Even tanning beds, if used in moderation, can give you a very nice looking tan. This is overdoing it. Go make me some chocolate, cuz you look like a freakin' Oompa Loompa.
Eight of the Greatest NCAA Buzzer Beaters
This is the time of the year meant for the fans. Where else are you going to see a team like Valporaiso beat the number 3 team in the country. Where else are you going to see a 55ft buzzer beater to win a game you had no business winning. Here are the 8 greatest buzzer beaters ever...It's good if it goes!
Randy Shaver Cancer Research and Community Fund
Cancer almost took our favorite sportscaster from us over 10 years ago. Don't let it take anyone ever again. Do what you can to help.
15 Very Cute Animals that One Day Will..Could Kill You
Awwwww aren't they adoraaaaaaaahhhhhh my eyes!!!! able.
James Rocchi Puts His Foot in His Mouth
Well our boy James Rocchi has done it again and will now meet his end all thanks to the bare hands of Bruce Willis. During an interview with Willis and his "Cop Out" co-star Tracy Morgan, Jimmy gets in a tight spot.
Non-Apologetic Peeper
This guy was sentenced to a year in prison for cutting a peephole and spying on a woman in the bathroom as she changed, bathed, and did other private things. Oh, one thing, it was his WIFE. They were going through a tough time and headed toward a divorce. When asked about it, he responded, "We weren't having sex anymore, and I did that for me, nobody else." That's Brotherhood.
A Portrait of Canadian Peeing
Some people who are way smarter than us gauged the water consumption in Edmonton, Alberta minute-by-minute during the US/Canada Gold Medal Hockey Game compared to the same time period the day before. A city that pees together, steals gold medals together.
