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Couple Busted 69'n
Early on morning, Corporal William Murphy was patrolling and came upon a van that was "a-rockin" but he did the opposite of the rule. He went "a-knockin." He busted these two in the yin-yang. And is it just me, or does she look very weird lookin?
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George W. Flush
For sculptor Clark Sorensen, making urinal art is nothing new, he's made plenty of ones that look like flowers, but his newest creation is creating a little controversy. See if you can guess why.
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Nick Dipaolo In-Studio
The Comedy Central Roast alum and very funny comedian came in studio, made fun of audiences with cell phones, the perils of the Antiguan Jungle, and how he loves comedy in Minneapolis.
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Hen Takes in Puppies
After a litter of puppies were born out in the cold, their owners brought them inside to their chicken Mabel. Why they have a chicken in the house? Hard to explain. But this photo is so cute, it just might make you crap fairy dust.
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Manly Toothpaste
For the man who needs that early morning pick-up...and that early morning DUI.
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Cajun Club Girls In-Studio
The sexy ladies of the Cajun Club stopped in studio to make us all feel very uncomfortable in our pants. They want you to come down to the club to watch them take their clothes off on Mardi Gras. But in the mean time, does anyone have a dollar.
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Car Hanging Off of Parking Ramp
This old man just hit the wrong pedal, but almost plunged to his death, or at very least his very hilarious injury. And you got to love the cop taking a photo with his cell phone instead of saving lives.
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Marissa Miller Loses Her Pants
In a celebrity flag football game on South Beach during Super Bowl week, Tom Arnold thought it would be a terrific accident if a Victoria's Secret model lost her pants. The smartest thing Tom Arnold has ever done.
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Dad Drunk With Daughter Mugshot
This dad was arrested in a church parking lot drinking heavily with hier 15-year-old daughter. He blew a MASSIVE .40 and she blew a .10. Dad of the year!
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A Gorilla Relaxing
Just for the hell of it, here's a picture of a baby gorilla just realxing like a human. And no, I don't mean with a beer and a hooker.
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Favre's Bruises
Ok...so Brett is NOT indestructible. Those hits he took in the NFC Title Game defeinitely took their toll as shown in these never released photos of his leg and ankle after his pads were taken off.
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Shamrock Princesses
The lovely gingers of the Shamrock Princesses stopped in-studio to get you drunks to join them at their bar outings over the next month before the new Miss Shamrock is crowned just in time for St. Patty's Day.
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Jericho Mugshot
WWE Superstar Chris Jericho and fellow wrestler Greg "Hurricane" Helms were locked up for being TANKED at a gas station a few days ago. Does that make them both REAL Jericholics? I'd say so.
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California Lexus Crash
Toyota is halting all Toyota and Lexus production and issuing thousands of recalls on more than 7 models of vehicles after this crash left four dead and one unconscious for 2 days. The gas pedal got stuck on the floor mat. If you think you may be affected (2005-2010 models) go see your local Toyota dealer to get checked.
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ISOC SnoCrossers
Some of our favorite SnoCross riders stopped in including Levi LaVallee, the very cute Carly Davis, and the too old for the s#@% Paul Thacker. Go see them endanger their lives this weekend at Canterbury Park and on ESPN during the Winter X-Games next weekend.
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Shania Twain, 44 and Still HOT
Cougars are naturally a northern animal. They thrive in climates like that in Canada. But it's not a strange thing to see the younger ones peruse the cougar. Even when she's 44 and looks like this. So what if she sings country. I can overlook that.
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Tiger in Sex Rehab?
These photos were snapped by the National Enquirer (obviously) and show someone who may, or may not be Tiger in a sex rehab clinic in Mississippi. The clinic is in the process of installing higher walls to gain more privacy. I wonder why...
2:00 - Medication Time
3:00 - Masturbation Time
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Sheeple!!
This lamb, born in Turkey, may very well be the product of a very lonely shepherd. Vets say that the facial mutation is a result of too much Vitamin A in the mothers food. But if you ask me...It looks a little too much like Weasel for this to be a coincidence...
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Massachusetts Candidate Misspells Own State
Massachusetts Senatorial candidate Martha Coakley might have an whole new issue when it comes to her candidacy this fall. No, not health care, or the stimulus. It's the fact that you can't name your own state correctly.
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Ultimate X-Girls in Studio
Whitney and a few of the other Ultimate X-Girl finalists joined the boys in studio to talk about the new Ultimate X-Girl Calendar.Go check them out at a few locales around the metro and get your calendar while supplies last.Or you could just take these photos and make your own calendar.
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Shar Pei Facelift
This poor little pup had his eyelashes digging into his eyes, so he was given a doggie facelift.
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Weird Looking Mayor
The one thing this guy likes about being mayor more than any other thing? He can show his powerpoints where ever he goes...you know, on his massive forehead.
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Baby With a Wig
This mother was soooo embarrassed that her baby girl was bald, that she got her a wig to wear all of the time. Worst. Mother. Ever...(Not really, but bad.)
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TV Remote Up the Butt
In a terribly strange prank, Huang Chen's stupid friends thought it would be funny to shove a TV remote up his butt.
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Old School Models...Naked
Later on in life these ladies still got it goin on. Of the 8 photos I had, these are the only 3 I could post. You can only imagine. I don't have to.
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Duck Squash
Gardener Lionel Partridge counldnb't believe what he found when he was harvesting his squash. this one was in the perfect shape of a duck..."That's Quacktastic!"
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The LSD Induced No Hitter
June 20th, 1970. That is the day that the greatest game ever was pitched. Pittsburgh Pirates Pitcher Doc Ellis threw a no-hitter. What makes it the greatest game ever pitched? Because Doc had dropped LSD hours before the game, since he didn't think he would have to pitch. At one point he thought the ball was talking to him, telling him what pitched to throw, and he even scored a touchdown...well, that's what his brain told him
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Bobcat Goldthwait
The damn near legendary comedian stopped by in studio and did not talk about his ex-wife Nikki Cox or ANY Police Academy Movie. He's on to more adult things now, like directing movies that involve beatiality and Robin Williams.
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Charla Nash's Face (GROSS WARNING)
Back in February Charla Nash was attacked by a friend's Chimpanzee. She lost her eyes and basically, the rest of her face. Most of the time, she wears a veil in public so she doesn't scare people. I put her photo down a little lower than usual. If you are not prepared, the image IS disturbing. View at your own risk, and don't send us your bill for cleaning the puke off of your keyboard.
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Ultimate X-Girl Finalists (Group 1)
As we reach the final 15, we get to enjoy these beautful ladies up close and personal and in-studio for 3 straight days. Today's show featured Kristina, Emily P, Whitney, Amanda, and Candy. More to come tomorrow. God I love my job.
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Ultimate X-Girl Finalists (Group 3)
As the month of Gawk-tober draws to a close we focus on out last five finalists for the Ultimate X-Girl Competition. Pick your favorite(s) and see who wins at the Papa Roach/Jet show next week at the Wilkins.
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Garage Built Pan-Am Flight Cabin
Anthony Toth needs a life. He spent a little over $50,000 building a perfect replica of a Pan-Am First Class Cabin. He even went as far as to fly to Thailand for a pair of Pan-Am headphones. Just be happy he's not in Scotland...(too soon?)
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Sex for World Series Tickets
This lady is a DIE HARD Phillies fan. So die hard she was willing to trade anything for it. Although she does't say sex in the ad, you know what she meant.
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Woman Loses 211lbs, Gets First Kiss at Age 40
Kimberly Evans was a chubby gal. And when she was 39, she decided it was time for a change. She lost 211lbs, and finally got her first kiss. If she would have just met Nick 20 years ago, all of this could have been averted.
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Family Guy Corn Maze
Who can say they got lost in Family guy, Well, anyone who goes to Connors Farm in Danvers, Massechusetts can. Bob Connors, carved Stewie and Brian into his annual corn maze.
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PANTSLESS LIONS FAN
This HAS to be the result of some horrible bet. My only question is what is the OTHER guys doing!?
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AWESOME CAR DEAL!
Wow! What a deal! Only 32,000 miles! Ohhhhhh...but I'll have to put $10,000 into sanitizing it. May need some light cleaning my ass...
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19 POUND BABY
A woman in Indonesia had this small mound of round last week. I was 10lbs 14oz...this lil kid out weighed me by almost double...19.2lbs. Ouch.
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WORLDS LONGEST MOTORBIKE
Normally I would not have called it a motorbike, but this is definitely NOT a motorcycle, its a scooter. Englishman Colin Furze, who is a plumber used his skills to make one 46 feet long. I'd hate to ride bitch on that thing.
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KNIFE IN THE BUTT
Four months after she was mugged Ying Shi finally got around to checking out the throbbing pain in her backside. Doctors found this...that explains a lot.
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KIDNAPPED FOR LOVE
This guy had a BRILLIANT plan. In order to win her heart, he asked his roommate to kidnap her so he could save her and be there for her. And that's interesting. I would have never thought this guy would need help getting a girl.
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GOOD TIMES IN CLEVELAND FOR REAL
93X listener Michael Nellessen was in Cleveland for the Twins series there last week and reenacted some of our favorite Cleveland song moments.
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MONKEY MASKED SPEEDER
Phoenix resident Dave Vontesmar is obviously trying to make a point. He wears a monkey mask whenever he drives so when he gets caught speeding by their camera system, he can say it wasn't him.
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SECOND STORY CAR CRASH
This drunk driver in NYC had an...'eventful' weekend. He lost control of his SUV...ran a stop sign, hit a mound of dirt, and LAUNCHED his car into the second story of a house.
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K-FED GOT K-FAT
Looks like more than just Britney's musical 'talent' rubbed off on K-Fed. So did her eating habits.
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GIRLS GET DENARDED
Getting Denarded is becoming a phenomenon, and we take all the credit for its craziness. These ladies took it upon themselves to make some AWESOME t-shirts. So go join your friends and get Denarded too.
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STUN GUN ROBBER
This old lady was hard up for some cash...she has a painkiller drug habit, and "shockingly" tries to rip off a gas station and a Subway with a taser. She ended up being 1 for 2 and got busted.
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X-GIRLS MODELING X-GEAR
The X-Girls stopped int he studio to show off the sexier shwag you can score for a few measley dollars at the 93X booth at the State Fair this year. And no, the girls are NOT for sale...unless you want to start talking numbers....
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MICHAEL BEASLEY'S RIDICULOUS INK
Miami Heat star Michael Beasley might be crackin up a bit. Beasley was checked into a rehab center after some disturbing posts to his Twitter account. Check out his ridiculous ink, but pay no attention to the baggies with the unidentified green leafy substance.
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BAR REFAELI SI BIKINI SHOOT
Somebody from Sports Illustrated posted these behind the scenes photos of Bar Refeali's Swimsuit Issue photo shoot on his Twitter...and we are reaping the benefits!
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JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT BIKINI TENNIS
Here's a little someting to help make your horrible existence a little more tolerable. Jennifer Love Hewitt in a bikini, and playing tennis! Imagine the bouncy bouncy!!! New rule...if you have a body like JLH every activity you take part in must be done in a bikini...or topless...topless works
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JARED ALLEN ON PTI
Jared Allen hit up the PTI yesterday, and wore a shirt that looked like something phallic-al. At least that's what Weasel thought of...but what could it be? Leave your ideas in the comments.
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MADONNA HAS FREAKISHLY SKINNY ARMS
Now I'm not one to judge somebody based on their looks. Ah who the hell am I kidding of course I do, and you do too...jerk. Check out this creepy photo of what used to be a very attractive Madonna sporting freakishly skinny arms.
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HAMMER IN THE BUTT
Viorel Firoiu is Romanian, and apparently in Soviet Russia they still haven't gotten Pepto. He thought the best way to cure his severe constipation was to shove two hammerheads up his bum. And they were not small...
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TIMBERWOLVES DANCE TEAM
Ah yes I remember why I was looking forward to the Timberwolves season...hot girls in skimpy dance costumes. Erica and Gina aren't new T-Wolves Point Guards, they're part of the spicy T-Wolves Dance Team. Auditions for new members are going on Thurs. July,23rd at the Graves Hotel.
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FLY-BY
Whos is flying this thing? Goose and Maverick? This Navy pilot got a little close to a few apartment buildings along the Detroit River during an air show.
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DILDO LADY
This 45-year-old lady got in a fight with her live-in boyfriends and decided that after 5 months of him poking her in the crotch she would return the favor...
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BAGELHEADS
They love to inject saline into their heads, and this is what it does. Conclusion? Japanese are NUTS!!...'Nuff said.
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UGLY PROSTITUTE RING EXPOSED
They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If you be-holding one of these beautiful (?) hookers I hope that you are holding less than $5 in your pocket. YEESH!!!
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UNFORTUNATE BUSINESS NAMES
I'm not a very smart man (no no...it's true) but even I can think of a better business name than some of these guys.
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POTATO CHIP LOVER
We all know that once you pop you can't stop. If you're a hooker with a craving for a salty snack and your "trick" doesn't have any cash, trade him for a box of potato chips. It's not easy being sleazy!
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NEWS TEAM SEX SCANDAL
WXOW La Crosse channel 19 news wins the award for creepiest and maybe the sexiest news team. Anchorlady Amy DuPont filed a restraining order after getting dozens of threatening and sexy emails...from her weatherman colleague! No word on whether or not the culprit was Randy Shaver.
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SEXY CALVIN KLEIN AD
Now I understand why there is so much outrage about this Calvin Klein ad. There are not nearly enough hot topless women in it! ATTICA!!!
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KILLER THE DACHSHUND
Killer attacked a Virginia police officer, and he was so scary that the officer felt the need to gun down the pup. I dunno...he looks dangerous to me.
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JEWEL EYE
What better way to let people know that you hate your parents than implanting tiny pieces of metal INTO YOUR EYEBALL!!!
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PRISON GUARD RAPER LADY
This Albuquerque prison guard may be charged with rape after having consentual sex with a prisoner. I would...I'm just sayin....
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THESE WOMEN LOVE THEIR BOTOX
There is a thing as too much plastic surgery. Check out this 49-year old (note she is a real person and not a wax figure) and her daughter. The mother is now completely addicted to botox and got her daughter her first botox injection for her 18th birthday. For her daughter's 21st...a nose job.
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CHARLIE MURPHY
Charlie Murphy stopped by in-studio to hang out, talk about his world record, and plug his comedy show. A great story-teller and all around funny guy.
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A REAL DOG LOVER
This guy got hauled into the po-po by his own family for....well, the headline says it all.
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CAJUN CLUB GIRLS IN STUDIO
The sexy ladies of the Cajun Club stopped in to help out with Thong Thursday. Enjoy and stop in to thier club sometime. http://www.myspace.com/cajunclub
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SWEET AND SOUR MOUSE?
A Chinese restaurant in Winnipeg called the Sizzling Wok was shut down after two baby mice were found in someone's stir fry. Just spit out the bones....
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LINGERIE FOOTBALL LEAGUE TRY-OUTS
The greatest organized sport ever to grace a field of play in this awesome country is getting closer to reality. They can play a game in my backyard if they want to....I'm just sayin.
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PAINTED FACE FOR A YEAR
James Kuhn fro Michigan has WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON HIS HANDS. He decided that he should paint his face every day for a year, and honestly, he started to get pretty creative. Check them out.
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A DIRTY NOTE TO MOM
If you have ever had your teacher send a note home with you when you were little for something bad you did....then you'll feel for this kid. So he had an accident, you didn't have to narc him out like that.
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HOOKER MOM
I've heard of "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day," but this is ridiculous... This mom brought her daughter along while she turned more tricks than David Copperfield....
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SWARM GIRLS
Karen and Sara stopped in to talk about the last Swarm game of the year. Check it out Saturday night at the X. And check out the 5th Anniversary Performance Team Performance.
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JESIKAH MAXIMUS HOTNESS
Just becaus Delmon Young hasn't has a hit yet this season doesn't mean he doesn't aim high. When asked who he would like to wrestle with, he came out with a clutch homerun. This AWESOMENESS was his response. Enjoy.
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BEAGLE LOVER
Talk about a backfire! This pretty girl thought her bf was doing bad, bad things with her laptop. So she had police search it for illegal content. Too bad she didn't realize that getting intimate with her beagle was just as illegal. Now she's getting locked up. But not in a kennel. That would be too easy. Right Serbs?
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JOAQUIN RAP BRAWL
If this is as fake as everyone is making it out to be....This Joaquin Poenix the rapper thing has taken a turn for the AWESOME!! The 'rapper' jumped into the crowd to take on a heckler. I was suprised to see this much energy come from him. Andy Kaufmann would be proud.
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Goliath Beetle
Wow that thing is huge! (that's what she said) This Goliath Beetle can grow up to 4.5 inches, and be over 3 oz. Yuck. When museum staff started wondering what the holes were in its stomach, they found that an insect collector shot it down the bird sized bug.
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Horn in the Head
For the first 100 years of her life Zhang Ruifang led a normal life. Then last year, a rough patch of skin appeared on her forehead that has since developed into a 2 1/2" horn.
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Fish Boy
Fourteen-month old Song Sheng of Jinhu, eastern China, suffers from Lamellar ichthyosis, a rare genetic condition that left the child born without pores, causing his entire body to develop scales.
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Playful Tiger
Just kidding that tiger is going to kill them, and then have sex with a dozen marginally looking women. Oops, wrong tiger.
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Cop Who Loves to Bone
This Aussie cop has gone 'sex crazy,' and she lost her job because of it. The 19 (word) year-old officer was fired after propositioning several of her colleagues but got turned down by each of them. She has got to be a nympho, and thank God THAT is not a crime.
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Non-Attractive Sex Offender
This 22-year-old was charged after having sex with a 15-year-old, getting drunk and then telling his mother. I feel very sorry for this kid.
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Biggest Crab Ever?
It's the biggest crab ever seen since Weasel's last STD test. This Japanese Spider Crab was caught in the Pacific and was sent to the National Sea Life Centre in Birmingham, UK. It's already 10 feet across and will grow another 5 feet, and could grow as old as 100. Just looking at those legs are making me hungry...the crab's not the guy's.
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Man Tries to Buy Urine
An 18-year-old was arrested after trying to buy pee from some elementary school kids. He got 3 days in jail. For trying to buy pee...What is this world coming to?
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Drunk Driver Mug Shot
This repeat drunk driver is facing a whole lotta years in the clink after hitting and dragging a pedestrian last week in Hastings.
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Disney Groper
A random guy groped 31-year-old Christina Esquivel during the dark drop on the Tower of Terror at California Adventures. Usually when you do something like this, it's to someone you know. Police are still looking for the guy.
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Hooters Girls IN-STUDIO!
Three of the lovely ladies of Hooters stopped in-studio and dropped off some Hooters calendars, Hooters Magazines, and t-shirts. They also tried to get you donkey to come and see them and eat some wings on Super Sunday, where all sales during the 4th quarter will be donated to Haiti Relief. Also for every fan on Facebook Hooters will donate $1 to the Red Cross.
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Smoking Snake
Po the Pit Viper is hooked...and someone check his ID. NO WAY he's over 18.
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13-Year-Old has the "Jack" Syndrome
This 13 year-old girl has a rare disorder where she looks like shes 50. I wonder if she has wacky adventures too and a very non-skanky looking Jennifer Lopez as a teacher. Best reason to watch that movie.
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Bad Sex Rape Allegation-ers
18-year-old Jessica Alexander and 29-year-old Tammy Ortega agreed to have sex with a
guy in exchange for cigarettes, then accused him of rape because they "didn't enjoy the sex."
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Funny Mug Shots
When someone goes to toe clink they get one chance, and one chance only to make a good impression. Well these two failed miserably. Now when some one thinks of these crimes in the future, these photos are what comes to mind.
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Peanut Butter Kid
This kid covered himself with creamy peanut butter, and when Georgia upset Tennessee, he rushed the court, but not one security guard would touch him. Except the one covered in jelly.
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Baby Cigarette Facebook Photo
18-year-old Rebecca Davey posted a picture on Facebook of her six-month-old baby, Ollie, with an unlit cigarette in his mouth. I don't see the big deal. There are thousands of much worse photos on Facebook, and Rebecca didn't even see a minute of jail-time or even a fine.
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Conan O'Brien Signs
Well tonight marks the end of "The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien." I think it's safe to say that the HAMS has been on Team Conan this whole time. Last week fans of the red-headed funnyman held a rally for him. Here are the creme-de-la-creme of their signs. Good-bye Conan, see you on FOX in September.
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Venus Williams Commando?
Was she wearing nothing under this little thing as she kicked ass at the Aussie Open? You decide. Let us know what YOU see in the comments.
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BMW Billboard
This billboard in Connecticut caused some very confused drivers to call 911 after not realizing that that man is in no danger of being mauled by that bear. The bear would quickly lose his balance and fall....that and they are both fake.
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Craig Lynch Hates the Cops
Escaped British prisoner Craig "Lazie" Lynch is taunting police and attracting a growing Internet fan base from his Facebook profile where he is mocking authorities for failing to find him and openly joking about moving across the Atlantic.
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Driving 80 Through the Sun-Roof
An Arizona man is facing charges after traffic cameras captured images of him standing up in his car while speeding. Richard Anthony was standing through his car's open sunroof while driving nearly 80.
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Aliens Will Eat the Fatties First!
If you go to the gym at the Cadbury House in Britol, UK...you might be surrounded by crazy people. That's because they used the fear of aliens to get more members. Because, like lobsters in a tank, they will take the fat ones first.
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Hurdler Implants Removed
Australian hurdler Jana Rawlinson wanted to succeed at the Olympics, but there was one thing in her way...well, two things. Back in April she had implants to make her chest less boy-like, but when she ran they bounced too much and hurt, so she had them removed a few months later. All in all, the two procedures cost her $14,000.
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Epic Dragster Crash
This photographer Andy Willsheer came very close to snapping his last photo, when he kept shooting while a dragster almost crashed directly into him. He has a pair of steel ones, this guy.
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The Pre-Newlywed Game
CONGRATULATIONS TO DUSTY AND JACKIE! They won a $5000 shopping spree to Arthur's Jewelers by proving they knew more about each other than our other two couples. Practice makes perfect.
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Wrecked Lamborghini Police Car
Imagine, you're a cop in Italy, and your department is given 2 Lamborghinis worth $250.000. While driving down the road a car pulled out in front of him. He swerved and ran into a row of parked cars totalling the Lambo...How do you say "Fired" in Italian?
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Kurt Rambis Glasses Night
Head to the Wolves game on Friday night and the first 5,000 fans will get a pair of these slick cool glasses that were really cool back in the 80's and are making a strong comeback. Then you can join in on Josh and Nicks glasses wearing marathon. They will wear these things until the T-Pups win a game. Unfortunately, that might not be til 2010.
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Those Dirty, Dirty Twins
This Kodak Moment has been brought to you by the New York Yankees. Screw 'Em. NO...NOT LIKE THAT!
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New Twins Uniforms
With a new home come lots of other new stuff, including new uniforms. While they look very cool and retro, I hope some of the other 'news' include players and contracts. See you outside in April!
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Kevin Hart
The very funny comedian stopped in before his show this weekend at the Pantages. If you don't know him, but recognize him...think Scary Movie 3. He loves the women here and probabaly will score a little tail this weekend. Feelin lucky? Go see him Saturday night.
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World's Smallest Mother
35-year-old Stacey Herald is the world's smallest mother at 2-feet, 4-inches tall . . . and is pregnant for the third time. And no i wouldn't...not that desperate.
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The Fixer-Upper Wife
When plastic surgeon Reza Vossough saw the woman of his dreams he was not attracted to her at all. But what he DID see was potential. A little eyebrow lift here, a boob job there, a forehead reduction here, and she would be all she wanted. The work cost him $30,000 in all.
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Ultimate X-Girl Finalists (Group 2)
The second round of our X-girl finalists stopped into the studio to bait us all into believing that one of them would date us. They also made thier pitch why they should be picked as the Ultimate X-Girl of 2009. Last group goes tomorrow before the final groupe stops in tomorrow. Go to the 93X.com home page, or Cravings to go.com to vote for your favorite.
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Alien on a Beach?
This was found on a beach in New Zealand. No one really knew what it was, so the first logical conclusion? Alien. Not what it most likely is, a decomposed Sperm Whale with va visable rib cage and balls.
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Car On Top of Sleeping Couple
Last Wednesday morning at around 4:00am, Eric Cross decided to drive his car into the bedroom of his ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend in Sparks, Nevada. Only thing was, it WASN'T her house, it was the home of some other girl named Kristin Palmer. Cross's car launched through the wall and laned on top of Palmer and her boyfriend as they slept. Pinned for almost an hour, they ended up with almost no injuries.
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Shark Bitten in Half
This 10-ft shark was caught off the coast of Brisbane, Australia. Unfortunately, the fishermen who caught it got SCREWED out of a lot of shark meat by a BIGGER shark that almost bit the smaller one in half.
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Miss Homeless Belgium Pageant
Recently, officials in Belgium were searhing for a way to draw attention to the country's homelessness problem. So they decided to have a beauty pageant. The winner was given a rent free apartment for a year.
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TOP 15 ANTI-FAVRE SHIRTS
Packer fans are bitter...very, very bitter. I am a firm believer that this whole thing will blow over with time. Like Montana in Kansas City, Cris Carter in Miami, or Emmitt Smith in Arizona. LET IT GO CHEESEHEADS! These feelings of betrayal will pass. Unless the Purple win the whole damn thing. Then we're never letting you hear the end of it!
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TIED TO A POLE
A few weeks ago, a 21-year-old was denied entrance to the local VFW. The man responded by pulling down the American flag and burning it. Some local vets decided to give him a choice. Get turned into the police, getting the crap beaten out of him, or be tied to the flagpole with a sign saying what he did. He chose option three.
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SNAKE WITH A FOOT
Duan Qiongxiu said she discovered the reptile clinging to the wall of her bedroom with its talons in the middle of the night. She said she was so scared she grabbed a shoe and beat the snake to death before preserving its body in a bottle of alcohol. One thing, it's not a lizard, it's a snake...with a leg. Figure that one out.
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DUCT TAPED KITTY
This poor little feline was found dumped in a front yard in Philadelphia with duct tape wrapped around its whole body. There is a $1000 reward for anyone who knows who did it. I know one of you does! I'll split the money with ya!
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DIRTY KETCHUP AD
This may be the dirtiest hot dog related text photo Josh has ever received, but it's actually a Spanish ad for ketchup. It's only as dirty as you want it to be.
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TREE THROUGH THE NECK
Two weeks ago, 20-year-old Michelle Childers and her husband were driving their pick-up, when a tree branch came through the front window and impaled her neck. YUCK...(GROSS)
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THANK YOU LITTLE EFFER
This family got a little extra something on their reciept after they complained about thier slow service...look at the last entry on the receipt.
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INJURED TURTLE W/ COASTER LEGS
This little guy had his front two legs amputated and was outfitted with two easy-side furnature coasters as replacements.
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CHUPACABRA FOUND IN TEXAS?
Two men in Texas believe they may have discovered the body of a Chupacabra – a mythical beast rumored to suck all the blood out of its prey. It me think of my favorite episode of Red Vs Blue. Here's a little inside joke. "Chupathingy." If you don't get it, you're not cool.
Check out the full story HERE.
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BEER SMUGGLING
This lady tried to jack some suds between her legs...but not the way that would make more sense than this. First, it's a 12-pack, second, it looks like Natty Ice?!
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WORLD WILDLIFE FUND - NYC PHOTO
This photo is part of an ad campaign that the World Wildlife Fund says they rejected. It was accompanied with the caption:
"The Tsunami Killed 100 Times More People Than 9/11."
Wow.
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MN FINEST GIRLS IN STUDIO
The very sexy ladies of Minnesota's Finest stopped into the studio to rid it of the usual smell of Ross and fill it wish liquid hotness. They had time to show off their newest calendar, and their new bikinis. Honestly, that one is WAY more important.
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CHEATER WEARS A SIGN
You know why divorces are so expensive? Because they are worth it. Maybe William Taylor should have taken that route. He got busted having an affair, so his wife made him wear this sign on the corner of a busy intersection.
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LOCH NESS MONSTER ON GOOGLE EARTH?
It's a fish! It's a boat! Well it's most likely a boat. but some nutjobs of the world think THIS is the Loch Ness Monster. YOU be the judge!
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SEPARATED AT BIRTH
Youk is lookin smooth these days.....maybe a run at the Massachusets state house is in his future?? With that face?...Serbs has a better chance.
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FLAG MAN
Guinness Rishi is hoping to become the first person to get tattoos of every national flag on the planet over his entire body. Why? To cover up the Wham tattoo that he got back in the 80's probably.
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STEPHON MARBURY HAS LOST IT
Stephon Marbury as started to broadcast his life 24/7 online....why? Who the hell knows. But here are some of the highlights so far....
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MN VIKING CHEERLEADERS
MN Viking Cheerleaders Kristina, Bailey, and Krisan came by to promote their brand new calendar. You can use it to chart the next few months Brett Favre takes to make up his mind whether or not to play here. For info on the girls and the calendar check out the official MN Vikings home page.
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JESSICA DRAKE IN STUDIO
One of the sexiest, prettiest mattress actresses to grace our studio with her amazing smell and sexy self stepped in today to talk about her weekend show at Shieks. I love her. And my Ex said I was afraid of commitment.
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CAJUN CLUB IN STUDIO
The Ladies of the Cajun Club stopped in to talk about Lumberjack days in Stillwater and thier asses. Mostly just thier asses.
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JENNY ERICKSON
Smokin hot IMCA Sprint Racer Jenny Erickson will be at Elko Speedway this weekend.
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FUNNY MUGSHOT
A stun gun had to be used to subdue a California man arrested Monday on suspicion of chasing his landlord around while nude and demanding oral sex from her. Jonathan Lowell, 49, was found to be under the influence of methamphetamine...you're kidding!
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POOPER SCOOPER AD
Six-foot high posters of a toddler eating dog mess have been credited with persuading owners to clean up after their pets in the seaside town of Torbay, Devon.
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OLD BOXER'S STILL GOT IT
They say the last thing to go in a fighter is his punch. This 72-year-old ex-fighter shows that when his neighbor tried to rob him at knifepoint, and then proceeded to get the crap kicked out of him.
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HANDSOME GUY
Two teenage girls accused this guy of touching them at Aquatica at Sea World. He claims his innocence of course, saying that he is "a handsome dude," and doesn't "need to be fondling little girls."
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JUICY FRUIT THIEF
This woman had a serious hankering for some Juicy Fruit. Authorities hope images from surveillance video can help them identify a woman who they believe has $650 worth of chewing gum from the gift shop inside Nationwide Children's Hospital. If it was big league chew I say give her a slap on the wrist. That stuff is criminally good!
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TEACHER SEX SCANDAL
This one sounds like a Penthouse Letter: the family of a 12-year-old boy lets a female teacher from the local school stay with them while she's having "marital problems." Then, when everyone else is asleep, the hot female teacher sneaks into his room and has sex with him.
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EMBARRASSING MUG SHOT
With his hair half-braided - and half in a huge bushy afro - Marcus T. Bailey could easily win an award for worst hair day of all time. He was halfway through a visit to the barbershop when he stepped outside to sell crack cocaine to two addicts. What he didn't know was that police were waiting for him and promptly hauled him off to jail.
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TATTOO STAR CHILD REVISITED
It now turns out that this girl who claimed she passed out while getting her face tattooed (?) lied and actually wanted to have 56 stars on her mug. I love kids...they're so...stupid!
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SOCCER PLAYER SHOWS HIS JUNK
As if I needed another reason to never ever watch a game of soccer. Tasmanian AFL player Tim Orchard has been suspended for indecently exposing himself on live television. If I ever care to see men expose themselves I'll hang out at Lake Calhoun, or Ross's house.
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A SPECIAL YEARBOOK MESSAGE
The school year is finally over. High school kids all over are filling out their yearbooks with clever messages like HAGS (Have A Great Summer) or SISWYSBIHWCSBC (Sorry I Slept With Your Sister But I Hope We Can Still Be Cool.) None of those are as cool as the hidden message in this yearbook. See if you can spot it.
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POOPY PUPPY
I know that most dogs drink outta the toilet...this little fella took it one step further and flushed himself right on down there.
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HARD CORE INSECT ACTION!
Do you want to see all kinds of insects doing the freaky nasty? Of course you do! Oh, and try not to be jealous over the size of the insects genitals.
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KOD GIRLS IN STUDIO
The AWESOME ladies of the KOD came in studio to have some fun, plug live Friday's with Rudy, and torture our intern Ross with their hotness...especially Savannah.
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GREAT STREET NAME
I just want to know how often the houses on this street get T.P'd? Huh? Come on that's damn funny!
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RACIST COUCH
A canadian couple recently discovered that their brand new couch had a racist description. I can relate, I once owned an anti-semetic fouton.
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VIRGINITY AUTION - ROMANIAN
This young lady, who obviously has a hot side (look at the last pic) auctioned off her virginity. She was hoping to get about $75,000, she only got about 13 grand. I would...I'm just sayin.
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THE NOT A HOOKER
When asked by an undercover cop if she was paid fo sex, this piece of work replied, "No, I ge paid for the companionship, the sex is free." Too bad cops can see BS when they see it...well, some of them.
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VIRGINITY AUCTION - US
Now THIS is how you auction virginity. This saucy lady is netting in currently 3.8 MILLION bucks.
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2009 MAXIM HOT 100
Every year the fine people at Maxim Magazine tell us guys who to love more than others. Well this year they did not disappoint. Check out the whole list HERE. But if you just want the hot of the hot, check out the TOP TEN.
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NORTHSTAR ROLLER GIRLS
The sexy ladies of the Northstar Roller Girls stopped by to plug their championship bout withg is Saturday at the Minneapolis Convention Center. Go and check em out.
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OCTO-CYCLE
In this economy, I'm all for saving money and carpooling. But this is ridiculous.
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COACHELLA ARREST
This guy got a little out of hand at Coahella last weekend. He goit taken down by the Fuzz and got TAZED! DON'T TAZE ME BRO! NOT UNTIL AFTER THIS SONG!
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LINDSAY LOHAN SIDE BOOB
So, Lindsay Lohan is no longer locking legs with Samantha Ronson. But it doesn't mean that her naughty parts will suddenly stop exposing themselves.
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FANS LOVE MATTHEW BARNABY
Who doesn't love the NHL play-offs? It gives us a chance to get closer to our favorite players than we ever imagined, threaten violence toward them and their familiy, and give them the finger.
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SCHIEKS GIRLS
Ellie and two of her friends stopped in to talk about all the fun at Shieks this weekend....at least I think they did. I wasn't really listening. They have pretty amazing...um..smiles.
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ZIMMERMAN SOFTBALL TEAM HOTNESS
This team from Zimmerman emailed us asking about sponsoring thier softball team. Looking at the team that will be on the field...we can't help but help. Expecially Chelsey....
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T-WOLVES DANCE TEAM - BRACKET CHALLENGE
THEY MADE IT TO THE SECOND ROUND!! Amanda and Jessica from the T-Wolves Dance Team stopped in to talk tourney. No, not the NCAA...the NBA Dance Team Bracket. Vote early. Vote often. Voting for the Wolves vs. Rockets starts at 1PM today and runs through 1PM Saturday. GO GIRLS! And if you lose, I am more than happy to comfort you.
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LAURA SCHARA IN STUDIO
The prettiest girl we know (that we don't ahve to spend money to talk to) stopped in the studio to send us into a daze. Laura will be at the Sportsman's show all weekend. if you need help finding her just follow her smell....and what a smell it is. That sounds creepy, doesn't it?
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ANDY & JOHNATHAN HILLSTRAND FROM "DEADLIEST CATCH"
Two of the Deadliest Catchers you ever met stopped in the studio to hang out, talk crab fishin, ex-wives, and their new book "Time Bandit." sure they smelled a little like fish, but so does Serbs. So really it smelled like it does all the time.
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