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DOG LOVER
One of my greatest childhood memories were going on a treasure hunt around the house looking for my old man's "skin bin" or "video collection". This guy is gonna need a whole new kind of therapy to deal with the videos he found of his mom and Old Yeller!!! If only she had checked out photos of the world's ugliest dogs maybe this could have been avoided.
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FILTHY 60-YEAR-OLD TEACHER MAKES NAUGHTY WITH HER STUDENTS!!!
Let's be honest here...this is not the worst looking sixty year old sex fiend out there. And to a 17 year-old it's a party. If you can wrangle a 3-way out of the deal!!! WOO HOO!!!
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UGLIEST DOG CONTEST
These dogs are so hideously ugly that even the most hardcore members of PETA tried to get Michael Vick to adopt them. If one of them humped your leg youd chop it off at the knee, and pray that they don't sniff your butt! get more
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THE KID PACKS HIS OWN SPARE...JUNK
The one in the back must be for slow-dancing. Imagine the whole new porn genre this lucky kid could start. And they said that having a fertility clinic next to the nuclear power plant was a bad idea. get more
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X-TREME BRAIN FREEZE
Conducted as a matter of science. Can a mindless HAMS intern actually suffer brain freeze? We put our two brainless interns Strap-On and Ross to the task. get more
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Mmmm.... PIZZA!
Check out pictures from the Half-Assed Morning Show Pizza Eating Contest!
ROSS VS. STRAP ON
UPDATE: ROSS WAS THE BIG WINNER!!! get more
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STOP OR I'LL SHOOT...MYSELF
Surveillance video of a bank robbery surprised detectives when it showed the bandit holding a gun in a strange manner, even backward during the holdup. get more
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REMOTE TRIBE PHOTOS CAPTURED
Members of an unknown Amazon Basin tribe and their dwellings are seen during a flight over the Brazilian state of Acre. A spokesman for the tribe said they appeared to dispute their role in that terrible new Indiana Jones film...what a piece of junk. get more
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SHARON STONE UPSKIRT PHOTOS!
Sharon Stone upskirt photos? But she's so old...get over it she's a cougar. She's a classic piece! And ok I'm done explaining why you should look. Just make it happen! get more
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TEEN WOLF!!!
Pruthviraj Patil of India is a regular 11 year-old, with one exception. He suffers from a rare genetic condition called hypertrichosis, also known as Werewolf Syndrome. If it were me I'd be looking for huge endorsement deals with The Schick Co. My hairy ass is gonna get paid! get more
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ANOTHER MOTHER OF THE YEAR CONTESTANT
This great mom, was drunk with her two kids. And when her smarter-than-12-year-old...12 year old tries to wrestle the keys away from her, she kicks the kid to the curb and drives away. This mom knows hot to party.
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MEGAN FOX TOPLESS
Sure she's on top of the world right now. She is all over the sexiest actresses lists so there's no wonder she's shy. Trust me boys and curious females it's just a matter of a simple Lohan style bender and we will see much much much more of the delicious Megan Fox. Stay tuned!!! get more
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DELICIOUSLY IRONIC T SHIRT
Either this guy is some kind of modern day Nostradamus and knew he would roll his car, or he is a duechebag who still thinks that Napolean Dynamite T shirts are cool. I'm gonna go on the record with the latter. get more
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MOTHER OF THE YEAR # 2
This 17 year-old Xochitl Parra gave birth to a beautiful baby in the traditional way...in her bathroom shower. She then jogged four blocks with her baby dangling from the umbilical cord covered and blood and placenta. Ah the beauty of child birth. get more
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THE HULKSTER GETTIN HANDSY...WITH HIS DAUGHTER???
Ok...ordinarily I would not approve of a father coating his daugters apple-shaped hiney with sun-tan lotion. This is a different situation because 1) The man starred in Santa With Muscles, 2) He body-slammed Andre the Giant in Wrestle Mania III and D) His daughter Brooke Hogan is an absolute SMOKESTACK!!! Shame on you for judging The Hulkster! Now say your prayers and take your vitamins. get more
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HALLE BERRY PREGNANT AND STACKED!!!
The one and really only one good thing about a pregnant woman is that it enhances certain parts of their bodies. If that pregnant woman happens to be one of the most insanely hot females maybe ever...well party!!! get more
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SAVE OUR PLANET-CLOTHING OPTIONAL
If it means more women riding around wearing nothing but a hemp G-string and nipple pasties that's exactly the type of political activist we can get behind...hee hee get more
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JESSICA ALBA BIKINI PHOTOS!!!
Happy Birthday Jessica Alba!!! In her giving nature she has shared these photos of her smokin' hind end and other parts in a bikini. Sorry I'm getting a little emotional it is hard to type through the tears. Just check these out. get more
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ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN EXOTIC DANCER?
Yeah Abby and Ellie prove that there's more to a woman than her....uh no can't finish it these broads are wicked hot! Ok they have a brain cell or two floatin around up there too. Test 'em at Treasure Island Saturday April 26 We're giving away more than $2,500 in CASH & PRIZES!!! get more
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WART MAN
To all of you who say beauty is only skin deep...yeah youre gonna need a jackhammer to get through the warts on this guy to see his real skin. get more
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ROSS OF LOVE
Here is one instance where beggars, and in Ross's case sad lonely desperate beggars, really can be choosers. The lovely Tanya and Angie duked it out to win a date with our iron-lunged intern, and the biggest prize...meeting Brett Michaels at The Myth April 17th. The big prize for Ross...a free meal! Congrats to our winner Tanya...we all pray for your safe return. get more
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ASSMAN DISGRACED
The proud member of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show, and sports director for a local news program that not many are aware of was caught in some comprimising photos. Saucy Kare 11 News Anchor Julie Nelson was not immediately available for comment, as she was taking her sixth jello shot. get more
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JOSH'S AIR GUITARS
The 1963 Fiesta Red Stratocastor,1975 Black Telecaster, his 1971 Mustang that he stole from Vicki Peterson during the 1983 Bangles/Go Go's concert. Josh indeed has a fine collection of air-guitars. And they can be yours if The Price is Right. Remember help control the Josh population...have Josh spayed or nuetered. get more
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PICNIC TABLE LOVER
Ok before we condem this man you should have seen what the picnic table was wearing. It was asking for it! I just hope that during the love making he didn't spill the potato salad. I love me some potato salad. get more
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DUFFMAN AND THE KING
Oh what fun, Duffman came by for a visit. Strap-On still doesn't get. A rap battle ensued and a good time was had by all...with just a few casualties. get more
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INTERN KING
Check out all the male on male ass grabing your curious nature can handle. Hail King Serbs! get more
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SWARM GIRLS
Come watch the Swarm girls in action tonight as they retire the jersey of KARE-11's clown-ass Eric Perkins. get more
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EASTON GIRLS!!!
I've run out of adjectives so I'm gonna string a few togther to describe Liz and Laura. Hot...Smoking HOT! Ridiculously ummmm HOT!!!! They will be at the Easton Hockey booth in the River Centre with our incredibly ugly donkey faced Nick from 3-5 Saturday. get more
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BABY GOT BACK!!!
Sir Mix-A-Lot you sir speak the truth 36-24-36 only if she's 5'3". Check out these photos of a very curvy Kim Kardashian falling out of her bikini! Let's hear it for the women with curves who do!!! get more
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KING'S CHEERLEADERS GONE WILD!!!
We all love the Minnesota Timberwolves Dance Team. If they want to reclaim the #1 spot in our hearts they should take lessons from the Sacramento Kings girls! get more
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TATTOO IMPLANTS
Tattoo artist Lane Jensen takes his tattoo to a whole new level. He had actual breast implants under his skin to give his tattooed cowgirl actual tattas! get more
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VALENTINE'S DAY DATING GAME
Our boy Strap-On will never ever be this lucky again! He had three beautiful girls battling it out to take him out to dinner and to Linkin Park. get more
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XANADU!!!
One of the all time spicey pickles Oliva Newton John! Forget that she made two of the worst movies...OF ALL TIME in Grease (save your emails ladies and effeminite males that movie SUCKED!) and of course Xanadu. But just look at her lady parts shake! get more
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WORLD'S WACKIEST DATING SHOW
Yu Zhenhuan, the world's hariest man, is single again and on the prowl! Ladies how can you pass up a chance to pin this guy down? Well this has inspired me to create the world's wackiest dating show...check out the contestants. get more
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SCHIEKS GIRLS!
The nicely rounded apple-shaped hiney girls of Schieks stopped by to torment Josh the day before his wedding and let him know what he is missing out on..well so far as his wife knows. get more
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JAN 11, 2008-CAGED HEAT
Is there anything saucier than two chicks beatin on eachother inside the steel cage? Well maybe if they share a therapudic bubble bath afterwards. See the carnage unfold at The Myth tonight! get more
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PRE-NEWLYWED CONTEST
7 count 'em 7 couples joined us for the pre-newlywed game! Why would anybody get married? Some kind of vitamin deficiency...awaiting results of paternity test??? Winner gets a $5000 ring...and a constant headache for the REST OF THEIR LIVES!!!!! get more
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